Todays Spam

Spam, time, and you: An educational video from Gmail

2009-06-26T06:56:00.002-04:00

Gmail users say they rarely get spam? I know that isn't true!

Right now in my spam box I have 267 spam emails. Yes I know they are not in my regular inbox, but they are there nonetheless!

Loan Offer With Low Interest Rate...Interesting!

2009-06-19T07:10:00.002-04:00

My name is Qian Gu the secretary to Mr Philip Johnson, the General Consultant of NYBEN LENDING INVESTMENT. I have been ordered by the board to inform the general public that we now give out loan at a very low interest rate.Contact us via the contact below for more details:E-mail- (email address)
Mr Philip Johnson
General Consultant
NYBEN LENDING INVESTMENT.

World Bank Auditors...This Is Some Big Balony Sandwich!

2009-06-19T07:08:00.002-04:00

&nbs p; &n bsp; WORLD BANK AUDITORS
SITTING PRUDENTLY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM PRIME FINANCIAL INSTITUTION
&nbs p; 15 South Tay Street Dundee DD1 1NU Scotland UNITED KINGDOM

Attn: Beneficiary,
&nbs p; &n bsp; RE:APPROVED PAYMENT CLAIMS

Following the urgent signal we received from bank of America/Bank of England and African development Bank concerning your payment from reserve account they have with us, be informed now that your payment will now be effected from any of our accredited paying institution.

During the auditing and vetting of your files it was discovered from the records of outstanding transfers due for payment which have been delayed by many officials and some of your agents from the source of origin of your fund. In the light of the outcome of the board of director's meeting few days back, be informed that your name is among the list to receive their payment/transfer which has been delayed.

We wish to officially notify you that your payment is being processed and the part payment of Ten million, Eight Hundred and fifty thousand United States dollars ($10,850, 000.00) will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.

Kindly re-confirm to us if this is in line with what you have in your record and also re-confirm the information below to enable this office proceed and finalize your fund remittance without further delays and also stop further contact with all those that claims to help you as they are trying to divert your fund to TECHNOLOGY GENERAL CORPORATION ACCOUNT (NEW-JERSEY) .Is it your sister company?. Please clarify and Kindly forward the below information’s to this office to enable us process your claim and effect payment to you accordingly.

1) Your full name and address.
2) Phone, fax and mobile Number.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Your complete Bank information

As soon as the above information's are received, you will be duly communicated on the procedures/mode of payment which is in line with the agreement reached with the European Union (EU)and African union(AU).Urgently reach out through the below contact address
(email address)

Yours Sincerely,
DR.JOHN POWEL
DIRECTOR CREDIT CONTROL

Mrs. Tina Akira...I Wonder How Many People Got This One! Check Out The "Copyright" At The End!

2009-06-19T07:04:00.003-04:00

Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand

Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12 Years Yahoo lottery Award of the New Year Held on 4th of January 2009.

All 25 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ( $1, 000. 000.000 USD)

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.

Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our Bangkok representative office in Bangkok Thailand, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of ( $1, 000.000.00USD) will be released to you from this regional branch office in Bangkok Thailand.

Your fund is now deposited with our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Cheque have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants, as has happened in the past.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
These are your identification numbers.
Ticket number.....................

085-12876077-09
Serial number.......................51390-0
Lucky number...................03-05-12-14-28-38
Ref number...................N.EGS/3662367114/13

To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator as follows,
(email address)
Name:Rev. Kane Lee co-odinator
+(66)894842812

You are to send the completed verification form below to the co-ordinator whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!

1. FULL NAME
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3. PRESENT ADRESS.
4. DATE OF BIRTH
5. SEX
6. OCCUPATION
7. TELEPHONE NUMBER
8. FAX NUMBER
9. MARITAL STATUS
10. WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.

Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th of June 2009. Any claim not made by this date will be returned to HER MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name.

Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! Registered user.

An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Operation Manager of Siam City Bank Bangkok Thailand.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.

We wish you continued good fortunes.

Yours Sincerely,

Dr. Raymond Hisashi
Vice President
Yahoo! Lotto Org.

Mrs. Tina Akira
Online Coordinator .
Copyright © 1994-20089 The Yahoo-Thailland Internet Promotions.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines.

Crazy Spam Lines...They Want To Alarm You!

2009-06-19T06:49:00.003-04:00

Your salary changed

increase your dimensions and you will be #1man on beach

Network security update
she wants your huge python in her now

Our class meets

I thought id show you this

Where will you go tonight

I am disappointed

Your icq sends crap

re:thanks for your order

Can't you help me?

I arrived today

Get hot in awhile

Did you sign it?

Sending yearly report

Triple your size in just 3 weeks

Rock star hanged himself

Want to want her more?

Messages deleted

Give her often night attacks
try and become macho

I Won A Real Contest ... I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!

2009-06-16T06:53:00.007-04:00

I want to tell you about a REAL contest I won.

I won't be putting any identifying info here, but it will give you some guide lines about what a real contest is and how it differs from a spam contest.

First of all, I was already online buying something from a reputable online company.
I was already at their site and I knew it was a good site and that I had bought from it a million times before! I was not directed to the site from an email that could have been phony and directed me to a scam site, set up to trick me. I had gone to the website myself and on my own.

The site asked for a 250 word essay on a subject.
I hadn't gotten an email out of nowhere asking for information, or saying I was randomly picked from my email address. The site that I was already on and already buying on, had a little box explaining the contest and I choose to give it a try.

I wrote the essay, clicked send, and forgot all about it because I knew I wouldn't win!
We are rarely given a free ride for doing nothing (and never from an email coming from out of the blue!) On the other hand, I had actually entered and written a well thought out essay on a site I had used before so there was a possibility that I might win.

A couple of months later I received an email that I almost deleted,
but I realized that I knew the company and had ACTUALLY entered the contest!

Here is a copy of the email I was sent...
Dear (my actual name, because it was a real email, from a real place...so they actually knew it!):

Thank you for your story submission. Our judges thought your entry was very good, and have selected you as one of our 10 finalists who's story will be posted online at (website) beginning on or about sept. 23rd. In order for us to post your story, and for you to be considered for the final round of public judging and voting, I will need you to complete and fax back the attached affidavit to (fax number) by no later than 3:00 PM ET time on sept. 21st.

The essay was repeated here, The same essay I wrote. The same essay that I knew I had sent to a reputable company on a website that I had gone to myself! and then the email continued...

If you have any questions or need further details, please don't hesitate to call me during business hours at (phone number) or during the weekend at (phone number).
Name of person writing to me
And company info

First I got very excited, then I calmed down and went to the website I had entered the contest at. It said they had picked finalists and that they would let people know soon who they were!

Then I looked up the company where the email had come from. It was a real company that ran contests. There were no complaints about them.

I called and realized they were clearly telling the truth.

I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!

Then my essay was posted online, I got tons of votes, and I won lots of money for me and for a charity!

COOL!

I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!

I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!

I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!

And that is the key...I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!

It sure was fun though!

Spam Poam, And The Usual Crap!

2009-06-12T22:50:00.003-04:00

First a poem...exactly as it was in the spam...
Mens answer for aging
in-out for hours
in-out for days!
Whatever it is, your manhood stays!

Now the usual crap!
Very few people come this way

Hot net stories

You will have problems

Bigger tool with less efforts

critique on your paper

Call me back, please.

All cardholders attention

Got free tickets

Suck It. Be Careful What You Open!

2009-06-07T22:17:00.003-04:00

I'm a little nervous now! last night I opened up a piece of spam thinking I was immune to any problems because I have a Mac, and BOOM. Nothing worked today and we had to reinstall our operating systems on both computers, and things still are not going so well!

OK. So we got to know the Mac guy real good, but other than that the whole thing sucked. Actually, he was no bargain either.

Well to commemorate this occasion, I got a really good spam email today...

Suck it

!

MaxGentleMan Dosage Take Only One Pill Twice A Day.

2009-06-06T17:17:00.001-04:00

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A Note From Maria...Plus Some Spam Subject Lines.

2009-06-06T12:08:00.002-04:00

A quick bunch of subject lines. The first is my favorite!!!
Fuck it
Find time to reply!
Do I know you?
This potion is able to make a stud of a man!...heal for your woody
Look at this shit
Where did you park car?
I need you to see it
The bcasics of Feminization Hypnosis
Try to give answer faster, plz
Our common secret
Give your nob real power
Is everything alright? Answer!
Are you at work?
How to Chhose sexy Lingerie for Christmas
Do you want some party?
How's your family?
McCane private secret
You will be able to give her real lovefest that will end up with full exhaustion
Hi...Want your babe to moan loud? Take this pilulle and be proud!
Pitts homo youth
Good stuff
help your lady feel more peaks tonight
Blocked you in parking...Training canceled
many thanks...lift your rod!
Sending you messages all day
Just checking
Saw how you discussed

From Maria...I may have actually posted this already, but she is so persistent!
A quick Request...
I searching for new friends
Hi,
My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at : (email address)
Maria.

A Game Of Spam Titles

2009-06-05T11:52:00.004-04:00

Hello!
Is that U? Found you by surname. Let's start with this. Don't be such a fool, Stop and read. Make your love gun active and effective.

Do you know my secret of success with women? Don't bury your intimate life before time. You don't have to overpay for the V blue booster! No! Wanna act best with your wife? My thoughts on situation. Shocking offer!

Got a free evening? Want to meet? Tomorrow at 6 in bar, Details on project, I'm going to report about it.

Next time listen to what I say. Never pay so much money again! Try our sample today and receive a discount without a hassle. Why pay more?

Respond please, Reply right after reading.

Spamland#2 Not Sure What This is, But I'm Not Sure What Any Spam Is!!!

2009-06-04T13:34:00.002-04:00

I Love this video!

Where Spam Comes From AND 2010 WORLD CUP WINNING NOTIFICATION

2009-06-03T20:35:00.004-04:00

I think this is a clever video. Worth posting again!

I know some of you might have the urge to believe internet scams. Sometimes I see people who have gone into debt trying to follow the instructions they've gotten in spam emails! They end up being sued on Judge Judy because they borrowed from relatives and couldn't pay them back!
Our world is so tough these days. We need something we can believe in. A way out of our problems. Money ALWAYS comes in handy. Why shouldn't we win a contest we didn't even enter?

But an email will not save you. Unless you know you have entered a contest, or that it is YOUR uncle who died, no one out there is looking for a random person to share money with. NO ONE!

Here is an email I got today...

2010 WORLD CUP WINNING NOTIFICATION

Dear Winner,

We are pleased to notify you that your email address won the sum of $1,000,000.000. Dollars from our monthly 2010 WORLD CUP Online Sweepstake Promotion held on 20th May 2009.

DELIVERY AGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION

Mr. MIKE KULLAR
CLAIM MANAGER,
TEL +27-78-77-60-277
FAX +27-86-60-54-908
Email (email address)

Contact Person: Call Mr. MIKE KULLAR

NOTE: please send to your claims agent the following information by email .

FULL NAME:...............................
AGE:.............................................
SEX:..............................................
OCCUPATION:............................
TEL ...............................................
NATIONALITY.............................
COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE.........

Yours Faithfully
MRS JOY ZUMA.
promotion programme. for 2010 World Cup Vice President

CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT

2009-06-03T20:27:00.001-04:00

Did you get this too?

CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT

ATM PAYMENT UPDATE
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT,
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR LOAN CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED ALL THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT AND WE HAVE ALSO DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER SUMMIT FINANCE LONDON, THAT'S THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE NEW PRESIDENT, AIHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA (GCFR).

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY AT ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO WITHDRAW DAILY A MAXIMUM OF $5,500 USD ONLY(FIVE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS) PER DAY. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR INHERITANCE /CONTRACT FUND IN THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW.

1. FULL NAME:
2. FULL ADDRESS :
3. PHONE AND FAX #:
4. YOUR AGE :
5. GENDER :
6. OCCUPATION:

CONTACT THE OFFICER IN CHARGE DIRECTLY FOR YOUR OWN ATM CARD
MR FRED UZOMA
BANK MANAGER
ACCESS BANK PLC
TEL:+234-803-916-6979
EMAIL:(email address)

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $1,500,000.000 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-112/2009) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

MR. SADIQ ALMAN
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

Google On Line Promo

2009-06-03T20:24:00.001-04:00

Dear Valued Customer,
Your e-mail has emerged as a winner of £500,000.00 GBP (Five Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in our on-going promotion.Your Winning details are as follows: Computer Generated Profile Numbers (CGPN):7-22-71-00-66-12, Ticket number: 00869575733664, Serial numbers:/BTD/8070447706/06, Lucky numbers: 12-12-23-35-40-41(12). Contact Mr. Francis Henson for more details through the contact below:
Mr. Francis Henson,
Email:(email address)
Sincerely,
Mrs Sarah Johnson.

Fred Peters

2009-06-03T20:23:00.000-04:00

Agent Name: Mr. Fred Peters
Tel: +44 703 190 3544
Email: (email address)

This is to inform you that you have been
selected for a cash prize of
£1,000,000 (British Pounds) held on the 1st
of June 2009 in London Uk.

1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Country of Residence:
4. Telephone Number:
5. Age:

Jolie, Watson, Ha! Don't Be A Moron!

2009-06-03T20:08:00.003-04:00

Just a few of the silliest sounding ones today! Remember, if I have something to say, I do it in blue!

Jolie boned on the window...Must have hurt!
Emma Watson's ass destroyed
Click or get ill
Open or you're nigga
Saw that freak video?
Bull pushing your babe
My favorite spam title that I get every few days...Don't be a moron!
Prohibited video from Canada

Mr. Jeff Immanuel, Liar Liar Pants On Fire!

2009-06-03T19:57:00.002-04:00

FROM THE DESK OF MR JEFF IMMANUEL
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
PHONE: 00226-71 19 15 57
SIR/MADAM,

(CONFIDENTIAL)
I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN AND READ VERY CAREFULLY.

I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($ 5,700:000:00 FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE.

THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED JIN SUN, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN, NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.
I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND.
THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENTYOURSELF AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON[JIN SUN] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO MR. JIN SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES.

I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.

SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THE INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

BEST REGARDS,
MR. JEFF IMMANUEL
PLEASE REPLY ME HERE; (email address)
PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY

What's A Spam Fighter To Do? A Few Words From The Spam Queen

2009-06-03T11:58:00.006-04:00

Mercy!
Since I started this blog, the spam in my email inbox has gone up 200% Right now I have about 300 crazy spams on the two addresses I was monitoring for good titles that I wish I had the time to go through! There is no question in my mind that they...the spammers...track what they send out. how else can you explain that I used to get five or six a day, and now I get 15 or more?

They vary too. Sometimes I get a bunch about enlarging my penis size, something that doesn't even apply to me as I am female, sometimes I get things advertising crazy rapes and killings, I never open those, and choose not to write much about them, and sometimes my whole spam box is filled with offers to share fortunes from people I do not even know.

I often wonder what guys are thinking when they see these emails. Yes, a big penis can be nice, but most women do not expect a man to spend his life searching for one. We like a guy who doesn't think about their penis 24/7. I know people who like em small and people who like em big. And most of us take what we can get. And I don't need to be drilled all night, sometimes I do like to rest.

Major Larry Downs...Does He Really Think I Am Such An Asshole To Answer An Email And Click Links From Someone I Do Not Know???

2009-06-01T11:55:00.003-04:00

OH MY GOD!
I'm getting all kinds of shit now!
Bet You got it too. Fake Fake Fake!
HEY YOU...THE ENGLISH SUCKS IN THIS EMAIL! How did you get to be a major?

Major Larry Downs

Hello,

I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you before. My name is Major Larry Downs, a member of the U.S. ARMY USARPAC Medical Team, which was deployed to Iraq in the beginning of the war in Iraq.

I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S 1st Armored which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.

Though, I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons for now until you have find the time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have insight as to what I'm intending to share with you,believing that it would be of your desired interest one-way or the other. (website address that looks real but is phony)
Also, could you get back to me having visiting the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public.

In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit of you and I and nothing more.I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards, meanwhile,could you send me a mail confirming you have visited the site and that you have understood my intentions?

I will await your thoughts On your acceptance to go into this project with me.

Thanks,
Best Regards
Major Larry Downs.

ONE SPAM SCAM AFTER ANOTHER! ONE SPAM SCAM AFTER ANOTHER! ONE SPAM SCAM AFTER ANOTHER! ONE SPAM SCAM AFTER ANOTHER!

2009-05-30T19:29:00.000-04:00

ONE SPAM SCAM AFTER ANOTHER!

Dear Beneficiary ATM MASTERCARD Worth $500,000

2009-05-30T19:26:00.001-04:00

Dear Beneficiary,

I just want to inform you that I have packaged and deposited your ATM MASTERCARD worth $500,000 USD with FedEx Delivery Services to deliver it to you after a long period of no communication from you.

Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for you, but the only fee remaining is the security safe keeping fee of $235 USD dollars which you will be required to pay. Also note that Fedex Services does not know the content of the parcel, I registered it as an African magazine, they do not know it contains ATM MASTERCARD inside.

The ATM MASTERCARD has pin number 8876.

Find FedEx Contact Information Below:
===========================
Contact Officer: Mr Robert Smith
E-mail: fedexredstar_express09@live.com
Tel: +234-8079285028
Shipment Code: CPEL/OWN/9876
Parcel Number: EG2272

Kindly Re-confirm the Dispatch Information for the Delivery by providing the Information stated Below:

Full Names:
Occupation:
Sex:
Address:
Telephone:
country:

Thanks,
Yours Sincere,
Mrs.Victoria Wallison.

WOW! Good one! SCAM!!!! SPAM!!!!

Miss Deborah Okoumba From Zimbabwe

2009-05-30T19:22:00.000-04:00

Follow up message
Dear Sir/Madam,
With due respect, let me hasten to introduce myself briefly since it is my maiden note to you. My name is Miss Deborah Okoumba from Zimbabwe, 19 years old and a student. I am the only child of late Mr.Thomas Okoumba, a famous member and sponsor of the MDC party in Zimbabwe.

In April last year, our house was set ablaze by the Zanu-PF youth militia loyal to our Dictator President (Robert Mugabe) in their devilish desire to remain in power after losing to opposition party(MDC) in the presidential election.This happened because, My father belongs and sponsors Morgan Tsvangirai MDCs party that opposed Robert Mugabe and his Zanu-PF- party that has been in power since 29 years now(1980-2009).

As fate may have it, My father was on a business trip here in Cote D'Ivoire, a nearby West African country where i am schooling, when the incident occurred, consequently his safety. But the weight of the loss was so heavy on him that he had a heart failure resulting to his death few weeks later in a hospital here. This was so because he had not fully recovered from the shock he suffered 2 years ago when my lovely mother died in a ghastly car accident.

Now as an orphan, it is my desire to confide in you, a highly valued personal issue which i believe will be of our mutual benefits. Please contact me the soonest if you are intrested to hear me in details.
God bless you,
Miss Deborah Okoumba.

Below, are some of the web-sites covering the crisis, tourture, rape and killings in our country and i suggest you go through it at your leisure time.

(A bunch of websites)

Scam, of course!

ASSISTANCE TO ACT AS NEXT OF KIN/URGENT REPLY

2009-05-30T19:20:00.002-04:00

You're invited to: ASSISTANCE TO ACT AS NEXT OF KIN/URGENT REPLY.
By your host: Dr Waheed Oman

Date: Monday May 11, 2009
Time: 11:00 am - 12:00 pm (GMT +00:00)
Street: Dear friend,I am DR WAHEED OMAN, the accountant of African Development Bank (ADB). There is an account open in this bank in 1999 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited for nothing.The owner of this account is Mr. Morris Thompson, a foreigner, Business Man and a miner at Kruger Gold Company, a Geologist by profession and he died since 2000.No other person knows this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that this company does not know anything about this account and the money involved is Thirty Six Million United States Dollars (US$36 Million).I want us to first transfer US$6 Million from this money into your safe overseas account before the rest. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in United States Dollars and the former owner Mr. Morris Thompson is a foreigner too. I know that this message will come to you as surprise as we don't know ourselves before. We will sign an agreement, but be sure that it is real and a genuine business.You can view the web site bellow for more information on our late client.http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/I only got your contact information from Global Trade Agent under the BURKINA FASO Chamber of Commerce and Industrial; with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, considering my position as a public servant. You are the only person that I have contacted in this business; so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take immediately. Send also your private telephone and fax numbers including the full details of your account to be used for the deposit. I want us to meet face-to-face and sign a binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this money into your account where the fund will be safe. And I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and other investment.Meanwhile,I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you as soon as you indicate your sincerity to co-operate with me, and capability to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instruction and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity may never come again in my life.I need a truthful and God fearing person in this business because I don't want to make a mistake so I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position in the office I don't want anything that will jeopardize my job so I advice that we should make secrecy and confidentiality our primary working condition, bearing in mind that I am a public servant. I will also use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of the ministries and foreign exchange department.At the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 35% of the total amount, 55% will be for me, while 10% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred the process of the transfer.Get back to through this email:dr_waheed_oman01@hotmail.fr Yours sincerely,DR WHAEED OMAN.

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Vacancy, Mystery Shopping ($100.00 an assigment)

2009-05-30T19:17:00.003-04:00

This one is so devious! A job offer for a job where you can stroll around and shop and get paid for it! What will they think of next? Scam Scam Scam!

Vacancy, Mystery shopping ($100.00 an assigment)
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POSITION TITLE: Mystery Shopper

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We presently have a couple of outstanding contracts, which means you will be directed to outlets, firms and corporate bodies to report on your experience by forwarding us a mail.

PLEASE NOTE: You will be provided funds in advance for any upcoming survey via CERTIFIED CHECK to cover expenses.

You do not require any special skills for this opening, however in order to apply for this job you MUST ensure you have access to your E-mails two (2) times a day and must READ and RESPOND to all notifications within 18-24hrs.

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