Gmail users say they rarely get spam? I know that isn't true!
Right now in my spam box I have 267 spam emails. Yes I know they are not in my regular inbox, but they are there nonetheless!
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You Didn't Want It...
You Didn't Need It...
Well Here It Is Anyway!
It's All About The Spam...
One would think that I have nothing else to do all day besides sit at my computer and collect the subject lines I get in my spam emails.
Well I do have alot to do! I have a spouse, a bunch of kids, a real job, and more on my plate than many people. But day by day, as the spam keeps rolling in, I can't help but laugh at the terrible use of English, the manipulations, and the total and utter lack of decency that pours out of the people who write spam.
Get rich quick schemes, help for sexual problems, be my friend, share my inheritance! Not to mention " Your bank account is in trouble, send us your social security number!" There are alot of sad people and poor people out there, and alot of people waiting to capitalize on that.
So I figured I would write all about it...list the crazy subject lines I get, warn all of you out there, and throw in a little fun.
Spam emails, spam lunch meat, spam Monty Python, spam videos, spam anything else.
Check in every once in awhile...and by the way, I have a bridge in Nigeria you can buy if you'll just send me your bank account number and a photo of John McCane doing Angelina Jolie.
After all, it's all about the spam!
The Rules
If It is my comment, it is in blue.
Any spelling mistakes are the spammers,
unless of course they are also in blue,
then I plead GUILTY!
If something is capitalized,
or if there is ANY punctuation,
It is exactly how the spammers wrote it. I put the subject on the first line, email body on the second. If there is a website or email address as part of the message, I delete it.
On my honor...
I swear I didn't make any of this up!
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