Gmail users say they rarely get spam? I know that isn't true!
Right now in my spam box I have 267 spam emails. Yes I know they are not in my regular inbox, but they are there nonetheless!
Friday
Loan Offer With Low Interest Rate...Interesting!
My name is Qian Gu the secretary to Mr Philip Johnson, the General Consultant of NYBEN LENDING INVESTMENT. I have been ordered by the board to inform the general public that we now give out loan at a very low interest rate.Contact us via the contact below for more details:E-mail- (email address)
Mr Philip Johnson
General Consultant
NYBEN LENDING INVESTMENT.
Mr Philip Johnson
General Consultant
NYBEN LENDING INVESTMENT.
World Bank Auditors...This Is Some Big Balony Sandwich!
&nbs p; &n bsp; WORLD BANK AUDITORS
SITTING PRUDENTLY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM PRIME FINANCIAL INSTITUTION
&nbs p; 15 South Tay Street Dundee DD1 1NU Scotland UNITED KINGDOM
Attn: Beneficiary,
&nbs p; &n bsp; RE:APPROVED PAYMENT CLAIMS
Following the urgent signal we received from bank of America/Bank of England and African development Bank concerning your payment from reserve account they have with us, be informed now that your payment will now be effected from any of our accredited paying institution.
During the auditing and vetting of your files it was discovered from the records of outstanding transfers due for payment which have been delayed by many officials and some of your agents from the source of origin of your fund. In the light of the outcome of the board of director's meeting few days back, be informed that your name is among the list to receive their payment/transfer which has been delayed.
We wish to officially notify you that your payment is being processed and the part payment of Ten million, Eight Hundred and fifty thousand United States dollars ($10,850, 000.00) will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Kindly re-confirm to us if this is in line with what you have in your record and also re-confirm the information below to enable this office proceed and finalize your fund remittance without further delays and also stop further contact with all those that claims to help you as they are trying to divert your fund to TECHNOLOGY GENERAL CORPORATION ACCOUNT (NEW-JERSEY) .Is it your sister company?. Please clarify and Kindly forward the below information’s to this office to enable us process your claim and effect payment to you accordingly.
1) Your full name and address.
2) Phone, fax and mobile Number.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Your complete Bank information
As soon as the above information's are received, you will be duly communicated on the procedures/mode of payment which is in line with the agreement reached with the European Union (EU)and African union(AU).Urgently reach out through the below contact address
(email address)
Yours Sincerely,
DR.JOHN POWEL
DIRECTOR CREDIT CONTROL
SITTING PRUDENTLY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM PRIME FINANCIAL INSTITUTION
&nbs p; 15 South Tay Street Dundee DD1 1NU Scotland UNITED KINGDOM
Attn: Beneficiary,
&nbs p; &n bsp; RE:APPROVED PAYMENT CLAIMS
Following the urgent signal we received from bank of America/Bank of England and African development Bank concerning your payment from reserve account they have with us, be informed now that your payment will now be effected from any of our accredited paying institution.
During the auditing and vetting of your files it was discovered from the records of outstanding transfers due for payment which have been delayed by many officials and some of your agents from the source of origin of your fund. In the light of the outcome of the board of director's meeting few days back, be informed that your name is among the list to receive their payment/transfer which has been delayed.
We wish to officially notify you that your payment is being processed and the part payment of Ten million, Eight Hundred and fifty thousand United States dollars ($10,850, 000.00) will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Kindly re-confirm to us if this is in line with what you have in your record and also re-confirm the information below to enable this office proceed and finalize your fund remittance without further delays and also stop further contact with all those that claims to help you as they are trying to divert your fund to TECHNOLOGY GENERAL CORPORATION ACCOUNT (NEW-JERSEY) .Is it your sister company?. Please clarify and Kindly forward the below information’s to this office to enable us process your claim and effect payment to you accordingly.
1) Your full name and address.
2) Phone, fax and mobile Number.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Your complete Bank information
As soon as the above information's are received, you will be duly communicated on the procedures/mode of payment which is in line with the agreement reached with the European Union (EU)and African union(AU).Urgently reach out through the below contact address
(email address)
Yours Sincerely,
DR.JOHN POWEL
DIRECTOR CREDIT CONTROL
Mrs. Tina Akira...I Wonder How Many People Got This One! Check Out The "Copyright" At The End!
Yahoo!! International Lottery Organization
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand
Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12 Years Yahoo lottery Award of the New Year Held on 4th of January 2009.
All 25 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ( $1, 000. 000.000 USD)
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.
Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our Bangkok representative office in Bangkok Thailand, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of ( $1, 000.000.00USD) will be released to you from this regional branch office in Bangkok Thailand.
Your fund is now deposited with our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Cheque have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants, as has happened in the past.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
These are your identification numbers.
Ticket number.....................085-12876077-09
Serial number.......................51390-0
Lucky number...................03-05-12-14-28-38
Ref number...................N.EGS/3662367114/13
To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator as follows,
(email address)
Name:Rev. Kane Lee co-odinator
+(66)894842812
You are to send the completed verification form below to the co-ordinator whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!
1. FULL NAME
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3. PRESENT ADRESS.
4. DATE OF BIRTH
5. SEX
6. OCCUPATION
7. TELEPHONE NUMBER
8. FAX NUMBER
9. MARITAL STATUS
10. WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th of June 2009. Any claim not made by this date will be returned to HER MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name.
Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! Registered user.
An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Operation Manager of Siam City Bank Bangkok Thailand.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.
We wish you continued good fortunes.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Raymond Hisashi
Vice President
Yahoo! Lotto Org.
Mrs. Tina Akira
Online Coordinator .
Copyright © 1994-20089 The Yahoo-Thailland Internet Promotions.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines.
Bangkok Branch Office
Address: 3 Rajdamnern Avenue
Bangkok 10200 Thailand
Yahoo! Mail announces you as one of the 25 lucky winners in the ongoing 12 Years Yahoo lottery Award of the New Year Held on 4th of January 2009.
All 25 winning email addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails each from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is conducted annually, consequently, you have been approved for a total pay out of ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ( $1, 000. 000.000 USD)
This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a conglomerate of some multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the citizens in the communities where they have operational base.
Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our Bangkok representative office in Bangkok Thailand, as indicated in your play coupon and your prize of ( $1, 000.000.00USD) will be released to you from this regional branch office in Bangkok Thailand.
Your fund is now deposited with our Bank/Security Company Bangkok Thailand and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed, and your winning Cheque have being sent to you or remitted to your account, as this is part of our security protocol, to avoid double claiming and unwarranted taking of advantage of this program by participants, as has happened in the past.
HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
These are your identification numbers.
Ticket number.....................
Serial number.......................
Lucky number...................03-
Ref number...................N.
To begin your lottery claims, Please contact our Yahoo Lottery Co-ordinator as follows,
(email address)
Name:Rev. Kane Lee co-odinator
+(66)894842812
You are to send the completed verification form below to the co-ordinator whose email address is given above so that you will be advised on what to do to get your prize money. Congratulations once more!!
1. FULL NAME
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN
3. PRESENT ADRESS.
4. DATE OF BIRTH
5. SEX
6. OCCUPATION
7. TELEPHONE NUMBER
8. FAX NUMBER
9. MARITAL STATUS
10. WINNING NUMBER, BATCH NUMBER AND LOTTO NUMBER.
Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 30th of June 2009. Any claim not made by this date will be returned to HER MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. And also be informed that 10% of your lottery winning belongs to (THE PROMOTIONS COMPANY). Because they are the company that bought your ticket and played the lottery in your name.
Note also that this 10% will be remitted after you have received your winnings prize, because the money is insured in your name already.
NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote your reference and batch numbers in all correspondences with us, Furthermore, should there be any change of address, please do inform our Co-ordinator as soon as possible. Yahoo lottery is a free service that does not require you to be a Yahoo! Registered user.
An original copy of your lucky winning ticket and your deposit certificate will be sent to you by Administrative Remittance Operation Manager of Siam City Bank Bangkok Thailand.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a part of our International Promotions program.
We wish you continued good fortunes.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Raymond Hisashi
Vice President
Yahoo! Lotto Org.
Mrs. Tina Akira
Online Coordinator .
Copyright © 1994-20089 The Yahoo-Thailland Internet Promotions.
All rights reserved. Terms of Service - Guidelines.
Crazy Spam Lines...They Want To Alarm You!
Your salary changed
increase your dimensions and you will be #1man on beach
Network security update
she wants your huge python in her now
Our class meets
I thought id show you this
Where will you go tonight
I am disappointed
Your icq sends crap
re:thanks for your order
Can't you help me?
I arrived today
Get hot in awhile
Did you sign it?
Sending yearly report
Triple your size in just 3 weeks
Rock star hanged himself
Want to want her more?
Messages deleted
Give her often night attacks
try and become macho
increase your dimensions and you will be #1man on beach
Network security update
she wants your huge python in her now
Our class meets
I thought id show you this
Where will you go tonight
I am disappointed
Your icq sends crap
re:thanks for your order
Can't you help me?
I arrived today
Get hot in awhile
Did you sign it?
Sending yearly report
Triple your size in just 3 weeks
Rock star hanged himself
Want to want her more?
Messages deleted
Give her often night attacks
try and become macho
Tuesday
I Won A Real Contest ... I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
I want to tell you about a REAL contest I won.
I won't be putting any identifying info here, but it will give you some guide lines about what a real contest is and how it differs from a spam contest.
First of all, I was already online buying something from a reputable online company.
I was already at their site and I knew it was a good site and that I had bought from it a million times before! I was not directed to the site from an email that could have been phony and directed me to a scam site, set up to trick me. I had gone to the website myself and on my own.
The site asked for a 250 word essay on a subject.
I hadn't gotten an email out of nowhere asking for information, or saying I was randomly picked from my email address. The site that I was already on and already buying on, had a little box explaining the contest and I choose to give it a try.
I wrote the essay, clicked send, and forgot all about it because I knew I wouldn't win!
We are rarely given a free ride for doing nothing (and never from an email coming from out of the blue!) On the other hand, I had actually entered and written a well thought out essay on a site I had used before so there was a possibility that I might win.
A couple of months later I received an email that I almost deleted,
but I realized that I knew the company and had ACTUALLY entered the contest!
Here is a copy of the email I was sent...
Dear (my actual name, because it was a real email, from a real place...so they actually knew it!):
Thank you for your story submission. Our judges thought your entry was very good, and have selected you as one of our 10 finalists who's story will be posted online at (website) beginning on or about sept. 23rd. In order for us to post your story, and for you to be considered for the final round of public judging and voting, I will need you to complete and fax back the attached affidavit to (fax number) by no later than 3:00 PM ET time on sept. 21st.
The essay was repeated here, The same essay I wrote. The same essay that I knew I had sent to a reputable company on a website that I had gone to myself! and then the email continued...
If you have any questions or need further details, please don't hesitate to call me during business hours at (phone number) or during the weekend at (phone number).
Name of person writing to me
And company info
First I got very excited, then I calmed down and went to the website I had entered the contest at. It said they had picked finalists and that they would let people know soon who they were!
Then I looked up the company where the email had come from. It was a real company that ran contests. There were no complaints about them.
I called and realized they were clearly telling the truth.
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
Then my essay was posted online, I got tons of votes, and I won lots of money for me and for a charity!
COOL!
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
And that is the key...I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
It sure was fun though!
I won't be putting any identifying info here, but it will give you some guide lines about what a real contest is and how it differs from a spam contest.
First of all, I was already online buying something from a reputable online company.
I was already at their site and I knew it was a good site and that I had bought from it a million times before! I was not directed to the site from an email that could have been phony and directed me to a scam site, set up to trick me. I had gone to the website myself and on my own.
The site asked for a 250 word essay on a subject.
I hadn't gotten an email out of nowhere asking for information, or saying I was randomly picked from my email address. The site that I was already on and already buying on, had a little box explaining the contest and I choose to give it a try.
I wrote the essay, clicked send, and forgot all about it because I knew I wouldn't win!
We are rarely given a free ride for doing nothing (and never from an email coming from out of the blue!) On the other hand, I had actually entered and written a well thought out essay on a site I had used before so there was a possibility that I might win.
A couple of months later I received an email that I almost deleted,
but I realized that I knew the company and had ACTUALLY entered the contest!
Here is a copy of the email I was sent...
Dear (my actual name, because it was a real email, from a real place...so they actually knew it!):
Thank you for your story submission. Our judges thought your entry was very good, and have selected you as one of our 10 finalists who's story will be posted online at (website) beginning on or about sept. 23rd. In order for us to post your story, and for you to be considered for the final round of public judging and voting, I will need you to complete and fax back the attached affidavit to (fax number) by no later than 3:00 PM ET time on sept. 21st.
The essay was repeated here, The same essay I wrote. The same essay that I knew I had sent to a reputable company on a website that I had gone to myself! and then the email continued...
If you have any questions or need further details, please don't hesitate to call me during business hours at (phone number) or during the weekend at (phone number).
Name of person writing to me
And company info
First I got very excited, then I calmed down and went to the website I had entered the contest at. It said they had picked finalists and that they would let people know soon who they were!
Then I looked up the company where the email had come from. It was a real company that ran contests. There were no complaints about them.
I called and realized they were clearly telling the truth.
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
Then my essay was posted online, I got tons of votes, and I won lots of money for me and for a charity!
COOL!
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
And that is the key...I KNEW THAT I HAD ENTERED THE CONTEST. THE EMAIL HADN'T COME OUT OF NOWHERE!
It sure was fun though!
Friday
Spam Poam, And The Usual Crap!
First a poem...exactly as it was in the spam...
Mens answer for aging
in-out for hours
in-out for days!
Whatever it is, your manhood stays!
Now the usual crap!
Very few people come this way
Hot net stories
You will have problems
Bigger tool with less efforts
critique on your paper
Call me back, please.
All cardholders attention
Got free tickets
Mens answer for aging
in-out for hours
in-out for days!
Whatever it is, your manhood stays!
Now the usual crap!
Very few people come this way
Hot net stories
You will have problems
Bigger tool with less efforts
critique on your paper
Call me back, please.
All cardholders attention
Got free tickets
Sunday
Suck It. Be Careful What You Open!
I'm a little nervous now! last night I opened up a piece of spam thinking I was immune to any problems because I have a Mac, and BOOM. Nothing worked today and we had to reinstall our operating systems on both computers, and things still are not going so well!
OK. So we got to know the Mac guy real good, but other than that the whole thing sucked. Actually, he was no bargain either.
Well to commemorate this occasion, I got a really good spam email today...
Suck it
!
OK. So we got to know the Mac guy real good, but other than that the whole thing sucked. Actually, he was no bargain either.
Well to commemorate this occasion, I got a really good spam email today...
Suck it
!
Saturday
MaxGentleMan Dosage Take Only One Pill Twice A Day.
MaxGentleMan is a powerful natural herbal PenisEn1argement pill that has given a new lease of life to those people who are suffering from ErectileDysfunction. It's a magic pill for dreaded problem likeImpotency as it not only increasesPenis length & girth but also stimulatesSexuallyImpotent people to perform brilliantly on bed. It has been formulated from popular herbs collected from all corners of the world and this No. #1 pill gives you harder and longer lastingErection, betterEjaculation control, more intense0rgasm and greater sexualDrive. MaxGentleMan ingredients are 100% vegetarian and it has been verified to help you gain complete libido as well as get rid ofErection problems.
*** How it works?
MaxGentleMan is the best natural solution on earth that can guarantee PenisEcretion, sexualGratification and lots of joy. It works in a quite effective manner. This prescriptionDrug relaxes and tones down the nervous system which deals with psychological part of an individual. MaxGentleMan promotes peripheral tissue vasodilatation to improve arterial ErectileDysfunction. It has direct effect on the endothelial cell which enhances blood flow of both penileArteries and views without any change in the systemic blood pressure. An important thing of this drug is that it has no side effects and is completely safe.
*** MaxGentleMan Dosage
Take only one pill twice a day.
*** Users of MaxGentleMan report the following benefits:
* A LongerAndThickerPenis even in flaccid state
* Stronger and lastingErection on demand
* Much betterEjaculation control
* More powerful, intense0rgasm
* Complete control on bed
* Growth without pain
*** How it works?
MaxGentleMan is the best natural solution on earth that can guarantee PenisEcretion, sexualGratification and lots of joy. It works in a quite effective manner. This prescriptionDrug relaxes and tones down the nervous system which deals with psychological part of an individual. MaxGentleMan promotes peripheral tissue vasodilatation to improve arterial ErectileDysfunction. It has direct effect on the endothelial cell which enhances blood flow of both penileArteries and views without any change in the systemic blood pressure. An important thing of this drug is that it has no side effects and is completely safe.
*** MaxGentleMan Dosage
Take only one pill twice a day.
*** Users of MaxGentleMan report the following benefits:
* A LongerAndThickerPenis even in flaccid state
* Stronger and lastingErection on demand
* Much betterEjaculation control
* More powerful, intense0rgasm
* Complete control on bed
* Growth without pain
A Note From Maria...Plus Some Spam Subject Lines.
A quick bunch of subject lines. The first is my favorite!!!
Fuck it
Find time to reply!
Do I know you?
This potion is able to make a stud of a man!...heal for your woody
Look at this shit
Where did you park car?
I need you to see it
The bcasics of Feminization Hypnosis
Try to give answer faster, plz
Our common secret
Give your nob real power
Is everything alright? Answer!
Are you at work?
How to Chhose sexy Lingerie for Christmas
Do you want some party?
How's your family?
McCane private secret
You will be able to give her real lovefest that will end up with full exhaustion
Hi...Want your babe to moan loud? Take this pilulle and be proud!
Pitts homo youth
Good stuff
help your lady feel more peaks tonight
Blocked you in parking...Training canceled
many thanks...lift your rod!
Sending you messages all day
Just checking
Saw how you discussed
From Maria...I may have actually posted this already, but she is so persistent!
A quick Request...
I searching for new friends
Hi,
My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at : (email address)
Maria.
Fuck it
Find time to reply!
Do I know you?
This potion is able to make a stud of a man!...heal for your woody
Look at this shit
Where did you park car?
I need you to see it
The bcasics of Feminization Hypnosis
Try to give answer faster, plz
Our common secret
Give your nob real power
Is everything alright? Answer!
Are you at work?
How to Chhose sexy Lingerie for Christmas
Do you want some party?
How's your family?
McCane private secret
You will be able to give her real lovefest that will end up with full exhaustion
Hi...Want your babe to moan loud? Take this pilulle and be proud!
Pitts homo youth
Good stuff
help your lady feel more peaks tonight
Blocked you in parking...Training canceled
many thanks...lift your rod!
Sending you messages all day
Just checking
Saw how you discussed
From Maria...I may have actually posted this already, but she is so persistent!
A quick Request...
I searching for new friends
Hi,
My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at : (email address)
Maria.
Friday
A Game Of Spam Titles
Hello!
Is that U? Found you by surname. Let's start with this. Don't be such a fool, Stop and read. Make your love gun active and effective.
Do you know my secret of success with women? Don't bury your intimate life before time. You don't have to overpay for the V blue booster! No! Wanna act best with your wife? My thoughts on situation. Shocking offer!
Got a free evening? Want to meet? Tomorrow at 6 in bar, Details on project, I'm going to report about it.
Next time listen to what I say. Never pay so much money again! Try our sample today and receive a discount without a hassle. Why pay more?
Respond please, Reply right after reading.
Is that U? Found you by surname. Let's start with this. Don't be such a fool, Stop and read. Make your love gun active and effective.
Do you know my secret of success with women? Don't bury your intimate life before time. You don't have to overpay for the V blue booster! No! Wanna act best with your wife? My thoughts on situation. Shocking offer!
Got a free evening? Want to meet? Tomorrow at 6 in bar, Details on project, I'm going to report about it.
Next time listen to what I say. Never pay so much money again! Try our sample today and receive a discount without a hassle. Why pay more?
Respond please, Reply right after reading.
Thursday
Wednesday
Where Spam Comes From AND 2010 WORLD CUP WINNING NOTIFICATION
I think this is a clever video. Worth posting again!
I know some of you might have the urge to believe internet scams. Sometimes I see people who have gone into debt trying to follow the instructions they've gotten in spam emails! They end up being sued on Judge Judy because they borrowed from relatives and couldn't pay them back!
Our world is so tough these days. We need something we can believe in. A way out of our problems. Money ALWAYS comes in handy. Why shouldn't we win a contest we didn't even enter?
But an email will not save you. Unless you know you have entered a contest, or that it is YOUR uncle who died, no one out there is looking for a random person to share money with. NO ONE!
Here is an email I got today...
2010 WORLD CUP WINNING NOTIFICATION
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to notify you that your email address won the sum of $1,000,000.000. Dollars from our monthly 2010 WORLD CUP Online Sweepstake Promotion held on 20th May 2009.
DELIVERY AGENCY CONTACT INFORMATION
Contact Person: Call Mr. MIKE KULLAR
NOTE: please send to your claims agent the following information by email .
FULL NAME:.........................
AGE:..........................
SEX:..........................
OCCUPATION:...................
TEL ..............................
NATIONALITY...................
COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE.........
Yours Faithfully
MRS JOY ZUMA.
promotion programme. for 2010 World Cup Vice President
MRS JOY ZUMA.
promotion programme. for 2010 World Cup Vice President
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
Did you get this too?
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
ATM PAYMENT UPDATE
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT,
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR LOAN CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED ALL THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT AND WE HAVE ALSO DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER SUMMIT FINANCE LONDON, THAT'S THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE NEW PRESIDENT, AIHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA (GCFR).
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY AT ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO WITHDRAW DAILY A MAXIMUM OF $5,500 USD ONLY(FIVE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS) PER DAY. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR INHERITANCE /CONTRACT FUND IN THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW.
1. FULL NAME:
2. FULL ADDRESS :
3. PHONE AND FAX #:
4. YOUR AGE :
5. GENDER :
6. OCCUPATION:
CONTACT THE OFFICER IN CHARGE DIRECTLY FOR YOUR OWN ATM CARD
MR FRED UZOMA
BANK MANAGER
ACCESS BANK PLC
TEL:+234-803-916-6979
EMAIL:(email address)
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $1,500,000.000 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-112/2009) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
MR. SADIQ ALMAN
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
ATM PAYMENT UPDATE
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT,
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR LOAN CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED ALL THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT AND WE HAVE ALSO DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER SUMMIT FINANCE LONDON, THAT'S THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM THE NEW PRESIDENT, AIHAJI UMAR MUSA YAR'ADUA FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA (GCFR).
THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY AT ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO WITHDRAW DAILY A MAXIMUM OF $5,500 USD ONLY(FIVE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS) PER DAY. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR INHERITANCE /CONTRACT FUND IN THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION AS LISTED BELOW.
1. FULL NAME:
2. FULL ADDRESS :
3. PHONE AND FAX #:
4. YOUR AGE :
5. GENDER :
6. OCCUPATION:
CONTACT THE OFFICER IN CHARGE DIRECTLY FOR YOUR OWN ATM CARD
MR FRED UZOMA
BANK MANAGER
ACCESS BANK PLC
TEL:+234-803-916-6979
EMAIL:(email address)
THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $1,500,000.000 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2009. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUE YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-112/2009) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.
MR. SADIQ ALMAN
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
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Jolie, Watson, Ha! Don't Be A Moron!
Just a few of the silliest sounding ones today! Remember, if I have something to say, I do it in blue!
Jolie boned on the window...Must have hurt!
Emma Watson's ass destroyed
Click or get ill
Open or you're nigga
Saw that freak video?
Bull pushing your babe
My favorite spam title that I get every few days...Don't be a moron!
Prohibited video from Canada
Jolie boned on the window...Must have hurt!
Emma Watson's ass destroyed
Click or get ill
Open or you're nigga
Saw that freak video?
Bull pushing your babe
My favorite spam title that I get every few days...Don't be a moron!
Prohibited video from Canada
Mr. Jeff Immanuel, Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
FROM THE DESK OF MR JEFF IMMANUEL
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
PHONE: 00226-71 19 15 57
SIR/MADAM,
I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($ 5,700:000:00 FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE. BEST REGARDS,
MR. JEFF IMMANUEL
PLEASE REPLY ME HERE; (email address)
PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY
AUDIT/REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO
PHONE: 00226-71 19 15 57
SIR/MADAM,
(CONFIDENTIAL)
I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN AND READ VERY CAREFULLY.
I KNOW THAT THIS EMAIL WILL BE A BIG SURPRISE TO YOU, BUT I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN AND READ VERY CAREFULLY.
I HAVE A BUSINESS WHICH WILL BE BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US. THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED IS ($ 5,700:000:00 FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) WHICH I WANT TO TRANSFER OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, ALL TO MY FINANCIAL BENEFIT AND YOURS TOO. AND ALSO TO TAKE MY WIFE ABROAD FOR TREATMENT OF LIVER DAMAGE.
THIS MONEY IS OWNED BY A MAN CALLED JIN SUN, A BUSINESS COMMERCIALIST IN WEST-AFRICAN REGIONS. HE HAS BEEN DEAD SINCE SIX YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN, NO CLAIM HAS BEEN PLACED ON HIS BANK ACCOUNT BALANCE.
I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND.
THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENTYOURSELF AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON[JIN SUN] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO MR. JIN SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES.
I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT SUCH FUND CANNOT BE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT A NEXT OF KIN ATTACHED TO THE FUND.
THE FUND COULD BE TRANSFERRED IN THESE WAY; YOU SHALL PRESENTYOURSELF AS A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO THE DECEASED PERSON[JIN SUN] AS DETAILS SHALL BE THAT YOU ARE THE CARE-TAKER BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO MR. JIN SUN AND HIS PROPERTIES.
I SHALL MAKE AVAILABLE TO YOU MATERIALS AND INFORMATION WITH WHICH A SUCCESSFUL CLAIM SHALL BE PLACED ON THE FUND. I SHALL ALSO BE YOUR GUIDIANCE AND INSTRUCTOR THROUGHOUT THE DURATION OF THIS TRANSACTION SO AS TO ENSURE A SWIFT AND SURE TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
AS TO YOUR BENEFITS, YOU SHALL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THIS FUND FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION IN THIS TRANSACTION WHILE 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR EXPENCES INCURED DURING THE COURSE OF THIS TRANSACTION.
SO IF YOU ARE INTRESTED, SEND A REPLY TO ME IMMEDIATELY AND IN YOUR REPLY PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR [PRIVATE PHONE AND YOUR FAX NUMBERS] URGENCY HAS TO BE IMPLIED AND THIS BUSINESS MUST STRICTLY BE A DEAL BETWEEN BOTH OF US.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THE INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE SO THAT I CAN MOVE AHEAD AND GIVE YOU THE INDEPT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION AND ALSO THE STEPS TO TAKE FOR A SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
MR. JEFF IMMANUEL
PLEASE REPLY ME HERE; (email address)
PLEASE REPLY IMMEDIATELY
What's A Spam Fighter To Do? A Few Words From The Spam Queen
Mercy!
Since I started this blog, the spam in my email inbox has gone up 200% Right now I have about 300 crazy spams on the two addresses I was monitoring for good titles that I wish I had the time to go through! There is no question in my mind that they...the spammers...track what they send out. how else can you explain that I used to get five or six a day, and now I get 15 or more?
They vary too. Sometimes I get a bunch about enlarging my penis size, something that doesn't even apply to me as I am female, sometimes I get things advertising crazy rapes and killings, I never open those, and choose not to write much about them, and sometimes my whole spam box is filled with offers to share fortunes from people I do not even know.
I often wonder what guys are thinking when they see these emails. Yes, a big penis can be nice, but most women do not expect a man to spend his life searching for one. We like a guy who doesn't think about their penis 24/7. I know people who like em small and people who like em big. And most of us take what we can get. And I don't need to be drilled all night, sometimes I do like to rest.
Since I started this blog, the spam in my email inbox has gone up 200% Right now I have about 300 crazy spams on the two addresses I was monitoring for good titles that I wish I had the time to go through! There is no question in my mind that they...the spammers...track what they send out. how else can you explain that I used to get five or six a day, and now I get 15 or more?
They vary too. Sometimes I get a bunch about enlarging my penis size, something that doesn't even apply to me as I am female, sometimes I get things advertising crazy rapes and killings, I never open those, and choose not to write much about them, and sometimes my whole spam box is filled with offers to share fortunes from people I do not even know.
I often wonder what guys are thinking when they see these emails. Yes, a big penis can be nice, but most women do not expect a man to spend his life searching for one. We like a guy who doesn't think about their penis 24/7. I know people who like em small and people who like em big. And most of us take what we can get. And I don't need to be drilled all night, sometimes I do like to rest.
Monday
Major Larry Downs...Does He Really Think I Am Such An Asshole To Answer An Email And Click Links From Someone I Do Not Know???
OH MY GOD!
I'm getting all kinds of shit now!
Bet You got it too. Fake Fake Fake!
HEY YOU...THE ENGLISH SUCKS IN THIS EMAIL! How did you get to be a major?
Major Larry Downs
I'm getting all kinds of shit now!
Bet You got it too. Fake Fake Fake!
HEY YOU...THE ENGLISH SUCKS IN THIS EMAIL! How did you get to be a major?
Major Larry Downs
Hello,
I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you before. My name is Major Larry Downs, a member of the U.S. ARMY USARPAC Medical Team, which was deployed to Iraq in the beginning of the war in Iraq.
I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S 1st Armored which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.
Though, I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons for now until you have find the time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have insight as to what I'm intending to share with you,believing that it would be of your desired interest one-way or the other. (website address that looks real but is phony)
Also, could you get back to me having visiting the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public.
In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit of you and I and nothing more.I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards, meanwhile,could you send me a mail confirming you have visited the site and that you have understood my intentions?
I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you before. My name is Major Larry Downs, a member of the U.S. ARMY USARPAC Medical Team, which was deployed to Iraq in the beginning of the war in Iraq.
I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S 1st Armored which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.
Though, I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons for now until you have find the time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have insight as to what I'm intending to share with you,believing that it would be of your desired interest one-way or the other. (website address that looks real but is phony)
Also, could you get back to me having visiting the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding. I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public.
In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit of you and I and nothing more.I will be vivid and coherent in my next message in this regards, meanwhile,could you send me a mail confirming you have visited the site and that you have understood my intentions?
I will await your thoughts On your acceptance to go into this project with me.
Thanks,
Best Regards
Major Larry Downs.
Thanks,
Best Regards
Major Larry Downs.
Saturday
Dear Beneficiary ATM MASTERCARD Worth $500,000
Dear Beneficiary,
I just want to inform you that I have packaged and deposited your ATM MASTERCARD worth $500,000 USD with FedEx Delivery Services to deliver it to you after a long period of no communication from you.
Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for you, but the only fee remaining is the security safe keeping fee of $235 USD dollars which you will be required to pay. Also note that Fedex Services does not know the content of the parcel, I registered it as an African magazine, they do not know it contains ATM MASTERCARD inside.
The ATM MASTERCARD has pin number 8876.
Find FedEx Contact Information Below:
===========================
Contact Officer: Mr Robert Smith
E-mail: fedexredstar_express09@live.com
Tel: +234-8079285028
Shipment Code: CPEL/OWN/9876
Parcel Number: EG2272
Kindly Re-confirm the Dispatch Information for the Delivery by providing the Information stated Below:
Full Names:
Occupation:
Sex:
Address:
Telephone:
country:
Thanks,
Yours Sincere,
Mrs.Victoria Wallison.
WOW! Good one! SCAM!!!! SPAM!!!!
I just want to inform you that I have packaged and deposited your ATM MASTERCARD worth $500,000 USD with FedEx Delivery Services to deliver it to you after a long period of no communication from you.
Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for you, but the only fee remaining is the security safe keeping fee of $235 USD dollars which you will be required to pay. Also note that Fedex Services does not know the content of the parcel, I registered it as an African magazine, they do not know it contains ATM MASTERCARD inside.
The ATM MASTERCARD has pin number 8876.
Find FedEx Contact Information Below:
===========================
Contact Officer: Mr Robert Smith
E-mail: fedexredstar_express09@live.com
Tel: +234-8079285028
Shipment Code: CPEL/OWN/9876
Parcel Number: EG2272
Kindly Re-confirm the Dispatch Information for the Delivery by providing the Information stated Below:
Full Names:
Occupation:
Sex:
Address:
Telephone:
country:
Thanks,
Yours Sincere,
Mrs.Victoria Wallison.
WOW! Good one! SCAM!!!! SPAM!!!!
Miss Deborah Okoumba From Zimbabwe
Follow up message
Dear Sir/Madam,
With due respect, let me hasten to introduce myself briefly since it is my maiden note to you. My name is Miss Deborah Okoumba from Zimbabwe, 19 years old and a student. I am the only child of late Mr.Thomas Okoumba, a famous member and sponsor of the MDC party in Zimbabwe.
In April last year, our house was set ablaze by the Zanu-PF youth militia loyal to our Dictator President (Robert Mugabe) in their devilish desire to remain in power after losing to opposition party(MDC) in the presidential election.This happened because, My father belongs and sponsors Morgan Tsvangirai MDCs party that opposed Robert Mugabe and his Zanu-PF- party that has been in power since 29 years now(1980-2009).
As fate may have it, My father was on a business trip here in Cote D'Ivoire, a nearby West African country where i am schooling, when the incident occurred, consequently his safety. But the weight of the loss was so heavy on him that he had a heart failure resulting to his death few weeks later in a hospital here. This was so because he had not fully recovered from the shock he suffered 2 years ago when my lovely mother died in a ghastly car accident.
Now as an orphan, it is my desire to confide in you, a highly valued personal issue which i believe will be of our mutual benefits. Please contact me the soonest if you are intrested to hear me in details.
God bless you,
Miss Deborah Okoumba.
Below, are some of the web-sites covering the crisis, tourture, rape and killings in our country and i suggest you go through it at your leisure time.
(A bunch of websites)
Scam, of course!
Dear Sir/Madam,
With due respect, let me hasten to introduce myself briefly since it is my maiden note to you. My name is Miss Deborah Okoumba from Zimbabwe, 19 years old and a student. I am the only child of late Mr.Thomas Okoumba, a famous member and sponsor of the MDC party in Zimbabwe.
In April last year, our house was set ablaze by the Zanu-PF youth militia loyal to our Dictator President (Robert Mugabe) in their devilish desire to remain in power after losing to opposition party(MDC) in the presidential election.This happened because, My father belongs and sponsors Morgan Tsvangirai MDCs party that opposed Robert Mugabe and his Zanu-PF- party that has been in power since 29 years now(1980-2009).
As fate may have it, My father was on a business trip here in Cote D'Ivoire, a nearby West African country where i am schooling, when the incident occurred, consequently his safety. But the weight of the loss was so heavy on him that he had a heart failure resulting to his death few weeks later in a hospital here. This was so because he had not fully recovered from the shock he suffered 2 years ago when my lovely mother died in a ghastly car accident.
Now as an orphan, it is my desire to confide in you, a highly valued personal issue which i believe will be of our mutual benefits. Please contact me the soonest if you are intrested to hear me in details.
God bless you,
Miss Deborah Okoumba.
Below, are some of the web-sites covering the crisis, tourture, rape and killings in our country and i suggest you go through it at your leisure time.
(A bunch of websites)
Scam, of course!
ASSISTANCE TO ACT AS NEXT OF KIN/URGENT REPLY
You're invited to: ASSISTANCE TO ACT AS NEXT OF KIN/URGENT REPLY.
By your host: Dr Waheed Oman
Date: Monday May 11, 2009
Time: 11:00 am - 12:00 pm (GMT +00:00)
Street: Dear friend,I am DR WAHEED OMAN, the accountant of African Development Bank (ADB). There is an account open in this bank in 1999 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited for nothing.The owner of this account is Mr. Morris Thompson, a foreigner, Business Man and a miner at Kruger Gold Company, a Geologist by profession and he died since 2000.No other person knows this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that this company does not know anything about this account and the money involved is Thirty Six Million United States Dollars (US$36 Million).I want us to first transfer US$6 Million from this money into your safe overseas account before the rest. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in United States Dollars and the former owner Mr. Morris Thompson is a foreigner too. I know that this message will come to you as surprise as we don't know ourselves before. We will sign an agreement, but be sure that it is real and a genuine business.You can view the web site bellow for more information on our late client.http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/I only got your contact information from Global Trade Agent under the BURKINA FASO Chamber of Commerce and Industrial; with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, considering my position as a public servant. You are the only person that I have contacted in this business; so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take immediately. Send also your private telephone and fax numbers including the full details of your account to be used for the deposit. I want us to meet face-to-face and sign a binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this money into your account where the fund will be safe. And I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and other investment.Meanwhile,I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you as soon as you indicate your sincerity to co-operate with me, and capability to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instruction and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity may never come again in my life.I need a truthful and God fearing person in this business because I don't want to make a mistake so I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position in the office I don't want anything that will jeopardize my job so I advice that we should make secrecy and confidentiality our primary working condition, bearing in mind that I am a public servant. I will also use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of the ministries and foreign exchange department.At the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 35% of the total amount, 55% will be for me, while 10% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred the process of the transfer.Get back to through this email:dr_waheed_oman01@hotmail.fr Yours sincerely,DR WHAEED OMAN.
SCAMMMMM! RUN!
By your host: Dr Waheed Oman
Date: Monday May 11, 2009
Time: 11:00 am - 12:00 pm (GMT +00:00)
Street: Dear friend,I am DR WAHEED OMAN, the accountant of African Development Bank (ADB). There is an account open in this bank in 1999 and since 2001 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that if I do not remit this money out urgently it would be forfeited for nothing.The owner of this account is Mr. Morris Thompson, a foreigner, Business Man and a miner at Kruger Gold Company, a Geologist by profession and he died since 2000.No other person knows this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as well that this company does not know anything about this account and the money involved is Thirty Six Million United States Dollars (US$36 Million).I want us to first transfer US$6 Million from this money into your safe overseas account before the rest. I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local bank here, but can only be approved to any foreign account because the money is in United States Dollars and the former owner Mr. Morris Thompson is a foreigner too. I know that this message will come to you as surprise as we don't know ourselves before. We will sign an agreement, but be sure that it is real and a genuine business.You can view the web site bellow for more information on our late client.http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/I only got your contact information from Global Trade Agent under the BURKINA FASO Chamber of Commerce and Industrial; with believe in God that you will never let me down in this business, considering my position as a public servant. You are the only person that I have contacted in this business; so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take immediately. Send also your private telephone and fax numbers including the full details of your account to be used for the deposit. I want us to meet face-to-face and sign a binding agreement to bind us together so that you can receive this money into your account where the fund will be safe. And I will fly to your country for withdrawal and sharing and other investment.Meanwhile,I am contacting you because of the need to involve a foreigner with foreign account and foreign beneficiary. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you as soon as you indicate your sincerity to co-operate with me, and capability to handle such amount in strict confidence and trust according to my instruction and advice for our mutual benefit because this opportunity may never come again in my life.I need a truthful and God fearing person in this business because I don't want to make a mistake so I need your strong assurance and trust. With my position in the office I don't want anything that will jeopardize my job so I advice that we should make secrecy and confidentiality our primary working condition, bearing in mind that I am a public servant. I will also use my position and influence to effect legal approvals and onward transfer of this money to your account with appropriate clearance forms of the ministries and foreign exchange department.At the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 35% of the total amount, 55% will be for me, while 10% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred the process of the transfer.Get back to through this email:dr_waheed_oman01@hotmail.fr Yours sincerely,DR WHAEED OMAN.
SCAMMMMM! RUN!
Vacancy, Mystery Shopping ($100.00 an assigment)
This one is so devious! A job offer for a job where you can stroll around and shop and get paid for it! What will they think of next? Scam Scam Scam!
Vacancy, Mystery shopping ($100.00 an assigment)
ABOUT US: Platinum® Mystery Shopping, LLC is a market research company that use Mystery Shopping or Mystery Consuming to measure quality of retail service or gather specific information about products and services. We work with some of the largest, reputable businesses in the world; from fast food to petroleum, technology or fashion retailers and more.
POSITION TITLE: Mystery Shopper
AVAILABILITY: Open
START DATE: Immediate
COMMISSION PER ASSIGNMENT: $100 Per Assignment
JOB DESCRIPTION & RESPONSIBILITIES: You will be hired to conduct an all expenses paid surveys and evaluation exercises on behalf of Platinum® Mystery Shopping. Your job will be to evaluate and measure quality of retail service or gather specific information about products and services. As our mystery shopper posing as normal customers, you will expected to perform specific tasks—such as purchasing a product or using a service.
We presently have a couple of outstanding contracts, which means you will be directed to outlets, firms and corporate bodies to report on your experience by forwarding us a mail.
PLEASE NOTE: You will be provided funds in advance for any upcoming survey via CERTIFIED CHECK to cover expenses.
You do not require any special skills for this opening, however in order to apply for this job you MUST ensure you have access to your E-mails two (2) times a day and must READ and RESPOND to all notifications within 18-24hrs.
MYSTERY SHOPPER APPLICATION: If you would like to be considered for assignments, please fill out an Application as we hope to Welcome You to Platinum® Mystery Shopping, LLC!
Full Names:
Address Line 1:
Address Line 2:
City:
State:
Age:
Zip Code:
Home Phone Number:
Cell / Mobile Phone Number:
Have you had any previous expertise in surveying:
ALL APPLICATIONS SHOULD BE SENT TO: platinummysteryshoppers@live.com
Platinum® Mystery Shopping
1211, Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036
Email: platinummysteryshoppers@live.com
Copyright © Platinum® Mystery Shopping, 1211 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10036. 2006-2009 Privacy Policy & Terms of Use
BIG DAMN SCAM!
Vacancy, Mystery shopping ($100.00 an assigment)
ABOUT US: Platinum® Mystery Shopping, LLC is a market research company that use Mystery Shopping or Mystery Consuming to measure quality of retail service or gather specific information about products and services. We work with some of the largest, reputable businesses in the world; from fast food to petroleum, technology or fashion retailers and more.
POSITION TITLE: Mystery Shopper
AVAILABILITY: Open
START DATE: Immediate
COMMISSION PER ASSIGNMENT: $100 Per Assignment
JOB DESCRIPTION & RESPONSIBILITIES: You will be hired to conduct an all expenses paid surveys and evaluation exercises on behalf of Platinum® Mystery Shopping. Your job will be to evaluate and measure quality of retail service or gather specific information about products and services. As our mystery shopper posing as normal customers, you will expected to perform specific tasks—such as purchasing a product or using a service.
We presently have a couple of outstanding contracts, which means you will be directed to outlets, firms and corporate bodies to report on your experience by forwarding us a mail.
PLEASE NOTE: You will be provided funds in advance for any upcoming survey via CERTIFIED CHECK to cover expenses.
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BIG DAMN SCAM!
The Yahoo/Microsoft Lottery
The Yahoo/Microsoft Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
CONGRATULATIONS !!!!
YOU HAVE WON £500,000 POUNDS!
Yahoo! Mail gives members random cash prizes every Year. Today, your
account is randomly selected as one of the 5 top winners accounts who will
get cash prizes from us. We are happy to inform you that you have won a
prize money of This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of
Five hundred thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00) for the
Year 2009 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC &
WINDOWS LIVE
All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn
from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia,
United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of
our international promotions program which is conducted annually.
These are your Winning Information and Identification Numbers:
Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Ref number........................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788
To begin your claims, kindly contact the contact the events manager
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name:Mr Neville Charles
EMAIL: msnclearanceunit08@gmail.com
PHONE: +44-7031970539
(CALL AS IT IS, DON'T ADD OR REMOVE ANY NUMBER)
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You are required to forward your winning details via the above e-mail
addresses.And note that you must send your information to the above
offices for verification purposes.
1. FULL NAME........................... ....................
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN......................... ......
3. PRESENT ADDRESS....................... ...........
4. AGE........................... .............................. ......
5. OCCUPATION.................... ..........................
6. SEX............................ .............................. ....
7. TELEPHONE NUMBER........................ .....
8. MARITAL STATUS........................ ...............
9. BATCH NUMBER......................... .................
10. WINNING NUMBER......................... ............
11. REFERENCE NUMBER.............. ..............
As soon as you contact the Financial Controller, he will advise you on
what to do in order to get your prize money.
Congratulations once again from me and all members and Staff of YAHOO/MSN
LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Sherry White
LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
CONGRATULATIONS !!!!
YOU HAVE WON £500,000 POUNDS!
Yahoo! Mail gives members random cash prizes every Year. Today, your
account is randomly selected as one of the 5 top winners accounts who will
get cash prizes from us. We are happy to inform you that you have won a
prize money of This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of
Five hundred thousand, Great Britain Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00) for the
Year 2009 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC &
WINDOWS LIVE
All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn
from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia,
United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of
our international promotions program which is conducted annually.
These are your Winning Information and Identification Numbers:
Batch number.....................YM 09102XN
Ref number........................YM35447XN
Winning number...................YM09788
To begin your claims, kindly contact the contact the events manager
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(CONTACT EVENTS MANAGER)
Name:Mr Neville Charles
EMAIL: msnclearanceunit08@gmail.com
PHONE: +44-7031970539
(CALL AS IT IS, DON'T ADD OR REMOVE ANY NUMBER)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You are required to forward your winning details via the above e-mail
addresses.And note that you must send your information to the above
offices for verification purposes.
1. FULL NAME........................... ....................
2. COUNTRY OF ORIGIN......................... ......
3. PRESENT ADDRESS....................... ...........
4. AGE........................... .............................. ......
5. OCCUPATION.................... ..........................
6. SEX............................ .............................. ....
7. TELEPHONE NUMBER........................ .....
8. MARITAL STATUS........................ ...............
9. BATCH NUMBER......................... .................
10. WINNING NUMBER......................... ............
11. REFERENCE NUMBER.............. ..............
As soon as you contact the Financial Controller, he will advise you on
what to do in order to get your prize money.
Congratulations once again from me and all members and Staff of YAHOO/MSN
LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs Sherry White
LOTTO CO-ORDINATOR.
(Yahoo/Msn Lottery Games/Lottery Coordinator).
FROM THE DESK OF ADAMU HASSAN BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER, BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
FROM THE DESK OF ADAMU HASSAN
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
Dear Friend,
I am Dr Adamu Hassan the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of bank of Africa (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum f US$15.5m dollars in an Account belonging to one of our foreign customer. Who died alongside with his entire family on Monday, 31 July, 2000 in a plane crash in Paris, Please visit this site that is one of the evidence that I brought in other to swallow the money at the end of the day, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking gildings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that his supposed next of kin his wife or is only son died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after nine and half years, the money will be transferred into the
Burkina Faso bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkina person cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I agree that 35% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for any expenses incurred during the business and 55% would be for me.
Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your designated bank account, you must apply first to the bank as a relation or next of kin of the deceased with a text of application that I will send to you as soon as i hear from you, so I will like you to send to me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication with you. Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Adamu Hassan
bill and exchange manager,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
Dear Friend,
I am Dr Adamu Hassan the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of bank of Africa (B.O.A) here in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum f US$15.5m dollars in an Account belonging to one of our foreign customer. Who died alongside with his entire family on Monday, 31 July, 2000 in a plane crash in Paris, Please visit this site that is one of the evidence that I brought in other to swallow the money at the end of the day, http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking gildings and laws but unfortunately we learnt that his supposed next of kin his wife or is only son died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and i don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. The banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after nine and half years, the money will be transferred into the
Burkina Faso bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkina person cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. I agree that 35% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10% will be set aside for any expenses incurred during the business and 55% would be for me.
Thereafter, I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your designated bank account, you must apply first to the bank as a relation or next of kin of the deceased with a text of application that I will send to you as soon as i hear from you, so I will like you to send to me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication with you. Upon the receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter.
Trusting to hear from you immediately.
Adamu Hassan
bill and exchange manager,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
Apex Loan Holdings. Need A Loan?
APEX LOAN HOLDINGS
Unit 31, The Quadrant Centre,
211 Salusbury Road, London NW6 6RJ
United Kingdom
Phone: +447024020891
Fax: 0872 115 8975
+447005-942-162
Dear Sir/Madam.
Get A Loan For Your Personal Investment Project, Accumulated Bills
Settlement or Company Investment Projects. APEX LOAN HOLDINGS is offering
a floating loan scheme at 3% interest rate with valid $ proper
identification. You can send your application for any amount of loan you
might be looking out for. We Offer LOANS ranging from $5,000.00 USD Min.
to $10,000,000.00 USD Max. at 3% interest rate per annum. We give out long
term loan for five to thirty years maximum.We offer the following kinds of
loans and many more;
* Personal Loans ( Unsecured Loan)
* Business Loans ( Unsecured Loan)
* Consolidation Loan
* Combination Loan
* Mortgage loan
* Home Improvement
We give out loan on a clear and understandable terms and conditions. This
offer is strictly for serious minded individual, firms or companies.
Applicants below the age of 20 is not eligible to apply. Apply now for a
loan and be sure you will get the best of services If you are interested
in our financial offer and you wish to acquire a loan from us, do contact
us and furnish us with the details below as it will be needed to commence
the process of your loan sum accordingly.
First Name:___________________________
Last Name:____________________________
Gender:_______________________________
Marital status:_______________________
Contact Address:______________________
City/Zip code:________________________
Country:______________________________
Date of Birth:________________________
Amount Needed as Loan:________________
Loan Duration:________________________
Monthly Income/Yearly Income:_________
Bank Name:___________________________
Occupation:___________________________
Purpose for Loan:_____________________
Phone:________________________________
Fax:__________________________________
In acknowledgment to these details, we will send you a well calculated
Terms and Conditions which will include the agreement. Furthermore be
informed that you will also need a form of identification which can be
either a Driver's License or your working Identity card.
Thanks For Your Patronage!
Regards,
Mr. Steve Millinton,
APEX Loan Holdings
Email: talk2milliton@8u.com
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify (email address)
Unit 31, The Quadrant Centre,
211 Salusbury Road, London NW6 6RJ
United Kingdom
Phone: +447024020891
Fax: 0872 115 8975
+447005-942-162
Dear Sir/Madam.
Get A Loan For Your Personal Investment Project, Accumulated Bills
Settlement or Company Investment Projects. APEX LOAN HOLDINGS is offering
a floating loan scheme at 3% interest rate with valid $ proper
identification. You can send your application for any amount of loan you
might be looking out for. We Offer LOANS ranging from $5,000.00 USD Min.
to $10,000,000.00 USD Max. at 3% interest rate per annum. We give out long
term loan for five to thirty years maximum.We offer the following kinds of
loans and many more;
* Personal Loans ( Unsecured Loan)
* Business Loans ( Unsecured Loan)
* Consolidation Loan
* Combination Loan
* Mortgage loan
* Home Improvement
We give out loan on a clear and understandable terms and conditions. This
offer is strictly for serious minded individual, firms or companies.
Applicants below the age of 20 is not eligible to apply. Apply now for a
loan and be sure you will get the best of services If you are interested
in our financial offer and you wish to acquire a loan from us, do contact
us and furnish us with the details below as it will be needed to commence
the process of your loan sum accordingly.
First Name:___________________________
Last Name:____________________________
Gender:_______________________________
Marital status:_______________________
Contact Address:______________________
City/Zip code:________________________
Country:______________________________
Date of Birth:________________________
Amount Needed as Loan:________________
Loan Duration:________________________
Monthly Income/Yearly Income:_________
Bank Name:___________________________
Occupation:___________________________
Purpose for Loan:_____________________
Phone:________________________________
Fax:__________________________________
In acknowledgment to these details, we will send you a well calculated
Terms and Conditions which will include the agreement. Furthermore be
informed that you will also need a form of identification which can be
either a Driver's License or your working Identity card.
Thanks For Your Patronage!
Regards,
Mr. Steve Millinton,
APEX Loan Holdings
Email: talk2milliton@8u.com
This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify (email address)
National Liverwood Lottery
National Liverwood Lottery
Dear Prize winner,
You have been selected as one of two winners
of the NATIONAL LIVERWOOD LOTTERY,computer
ballot draws and thus will be a
privileged recipient of the grand
draw prize of Ł1,500,000,000 You/Your
company, attached to Winning File Reference
number LIUK/5020/0261/20; ticket number 219-8IO-97/A.
Please contact our claims agent by email or telephone!
Mr. MARK WILLIAMS
CLAIMS DIRECTOR
EXTOL FINANCE INC. U.K.
TEL: +4470359 80697
Email:markwillybox2009@gmail.com
PLEASE ENSURE YOU FILL THE FORM BELOW;
1.Name:
2.Occupation
3.Address:
4.Country:
5.Tel
6.Age:
Regard,
Mr Mark Williams
Lottery Co-ordinator
Dear Prize winner,
You have been selected as one of two winners
of the NATIONAL LIVERWOOD LOTTERY,computer
ballot draws and thus will be a
privileged recipient of the grand
draw prize of Ł1,500,000,000 You/Your
company, attached to Winning File Reference
number LIUK/5020/0261/20; ticket number 219-8IO-97/A.
Please contact our claims agent by email or telephone!
Mr. MARK WILLIAMS
CLAIMS DIRECTOR
EXTOL FINANCE INC. U.K.
TEL: +4470359 80697
Email:markwillybox2009@gmail.com
PLEASE ENSURE YOU FILL THE FORM BELOW;
1.Name:
2.Occupation
3.Address:
4.Country:
5.Tel
6.Age:
Regard,
Mr Mark Williams
Lottery Co-ordinator
Where Were You Yesterday? I Need To Talk.
I guess they are just trying to be friendly and get you to open their emails. here is a list of "friendly" subject lines. Just like an old pal is writing to you!
Where were you yesterday?
Let's meet to talk
Missed calls from you
Tell everyone
Hey join our team
Example of work
Send me your answer tonight
I told you that
This is proof-pic
Those people are just like me
Change my address
About our dinner
Can't find you in building
I left note on table
Asked for me?
Many thanks
Please ask about me
Let's have a talk
Congratulation
Oops i did it again
Why did you go home
Forgot; will be with white case
What's your sisters address
Let's talk privately
Your friends friend writes
Saw Jim
Be kind to answer
Attention, colleagues
Good day
What's with term paper
Sweety, what's up?
Your new co-worker
Friend mail
Igtg call me
I hope you'll reply
Got his mail?
Meet me downstairs, please
Any ideas on this?
Our local party
Tom asked about you
How are you
What now?
I find it cool
What about this offer?
Don't send me this again
Where's payment
I need to talk
Ain't got your point
Let me introduce myself
Time to remind you
Your girls account
Where were you yesterday?
Let's meet to talk
Missed calls from you
Tell everyone
Hey join our team
Example of work
Send me your answer tonight
I told you that
This is proof-pic
Those people are just like me
Change my address
About our dinner
Can't find you in building
I left note on table
Asked for me?
Many thanks
Please ask about me
Let's have a talk
Congratulation
Oops i did it again
Why did you go home
Forgot; will be with white case
What's your sisters address
Let's talk privately
Your friends friend writes
Saw Jim
Be kind to answer
Attention, colleagues
Good day
What's with term paper
Sweety, what's up?
Your new co-worker
Friend mail
Igtg call me
I hope you'll reply
Got his mail?
Meet me downstairs, please
Any ideas on this?
Our local party
Tom asked about you
How are you
What now?
I find it cool
What about this offer?
Don't send me this again
Where's payment
I need to talk
Ain't got your point
Let me introduce myself
Time to remind you
Your girls account
I Just Got This Email Today. Poor Thing! An Unlimited Amount Of Scams!
From Alia Bare
Dearest,
Dearest,
My dear I am writing this mail with tears and sadness and pains. I know it will come to you as a suprise since we haven't known or come across each other before, but kindly bear with me at this moment. I have a special reason why I decided to contact you. My situation at hand is miserable but I trust in God and hope you will be of my help. My name is Alia Ibrahim Bare 25years old girl and I held from Republic of Niger the daughter of Late General Ibrahim Bare Ma?nassara the former President of the Republic of Niger who was ambushed and killed by dissident soldiers at the military airport in the capital, Niamey with his driver and a former Prefect. You can see more detail about my late father here (website address)
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Europe, but she hide away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents. I am presently staying in the Mission camp in Burkina Faso.
I am seeking for longterm relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$11.7 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However,
he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am affraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money. Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. I have my fathers death certificate and the account number which I will give you as soon as you indicated your interest to help me.
It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assitance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.
Thanking you alot in anticipation of your quick response. I will send you my photos in my next email.
Yours Sincerely
Alia Ibrahim Bare
Alia Ibrahim Bare
Friday
Spam from Entropay
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Thursday
If I Scare You Enough, Will You Read This?
Just thought I'd gather up some titles! I find it hard to believe that anyone opens up these emails, but they must! No one would spend so much time writing these emails if there wasn't SOME compensation!
I'm your friend...open up this email!
Is tonight at 8p.m. ok?
Invite for weekend
Last year term papers
Answers on quiz
I saw your sister
I received your mail
Lets chat again
Don't go to work today
Let's have a talk
I swear it works
Your last forum post
Hello
Gave you wrong number
Be ready in one hour
Good night
I saw your sister
How are you
Got training news
Good night
Give this mail a chance
Change my address
Enjoy your photos
Wanna try?
Is your buddy online?
Don't go to work today
Just like i told you
Got plan for you
Meeting arrangement
See that?
Remember summer days?
Will you join?
Training canceled
Like I said
Our classes canceled
Your penis is too small. Everything is just wrong with you in the sex department! I can help, Mr. Teeny Weeny!
Become superman...New life with enhancers
EnlargementPenis Pills & HarderErections & BiggerPenis ttsch 2t
Spend less get more...ordered growth?
Some drugs for you...You'll be her night driller...Buy this solution
Whats your male score?...your hardness is important for her
Expand your manliness spire...Hurry for Halloween sale
Your beast will get deeper in
I thought you were a real man...Dreaming of better performing in bedroom
Your rod will be faultless weapon...enlarge your love tool
Listen to this gossip! Now hear this!
Shocking Buffets advice
Obama's last words
Clinton became Muslim
Cute Rihanna's humps
Britney naked
Naked Riahana
What happened to Kirstie Alley
Technical Stuff...be careful, you're being watched!
Duplicating sms message
Automatic security mail
Internet provider warning
Contact my department
FBI watches your IP
Sites secret area
Your phone unavailable
You IP noticed on
You have downloaded pirate file
Your message came
Coming soon...
Money! I know you need it!
You know there is something wrong with you! Just look at yourself!
I'm your friend...open up this email!
Is tonight at 8p.m. ok?
Invite for weekend
Last year term papers
Answers on quiz
I saw your sister
I received your mail
Lets chat again
Don't go to work today
Let's have a talk
I swear it works
Your last forum post
Hello
Gave you wrong number
Be ready in one hour
Good night
I saw your sister
How are you
Got training news
Good night
Give this mail a chance
Change my address
Enjoy your photos
Wanna try?
Is your buddy online?
Don't go to work today
Just like i told you
Got plan for you
Meeting arrangement
See that?
Remember summer days?
Will you join?
Training canceled
Like I said
Our classes canceled
Your penis is too small. Everything is just wrong with you in the sex department! I can help, Mr. Teeny Weeny!
Become superman...New life with enhancers
EnlargementPenis Pills & HarderErections & BiggerPenis ttsch 2t
Spend less get more...ordered growth?
Some drugs for you...You'll be her night driller...Buy this solution
Whats your male score?...your hardness is important for her
Expand your manliness spire...Hurry for Halloween sale
Your beast will get deeper in
I thought you were a real man...Dreaming of better performing in bedroom
Your rod will be faultless weapon...enlarge your love tool
Listen to this gossip! Now hear this!
Shocking Buffets advice
Obama's last words
Clinton became Muslim
Cute Rihanna's humps
Britney naked
Naked Riahana
What happened to Kirstie Alley
Technical Stuff...be careful, you're being watched!
Duplicating sms message
Automatic security mail
Internet provider warning
Contact my department
FBI watches your IP
Sites secret area
Your phone unavailable
You IP noticed on
You have downloaded pirate file
Your message came
Coming soon...
Money! I know you need it!
You know there is something wrong with you! Just look at yourself!
Wednesday
United Nations Developement Program. Hmmmm, Who Hasn't Gotten This One!
UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM
Corporate Headquarters,91 Station Road,
United Kingdom.
The UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of DEVELOPMENT as the full recipient of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational,Working and business development TO receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 ONE MILLION POUNDS
The UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM, established 1877 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the FBI,Economic Community for West African State(ECOWAS)and the European Union (EU). Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected among the recipients to receive the award sum of 1,000,000.00 GBP (One Million British pounds starlings) as charity donations/aid from the UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION ,ECOWAS and EU EUROPIAN UNION in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament, All beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites around the World.
You are required to contact our company representative whom will be in charge of your claim with the below information:
FULL NAMES :
ADDRESS :
COUNTRY :
SEX :
AGE :
OCCUPATION :
E-MAIL ADDRESS :
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
Send all the requested claim information to your allocated claim officer:
Mr. Dan Cole
(website)
(telephone number)
Claims Processing Agent,
Verifications/Logistic Department.
NOTE: you will be given your secret code number,which you will use in collecting your ONE MILLION POUNDS. endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (NG-022-607AB) in all discussions. All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested
On behalf of the Board kindly,accept our warmest congratulations.
Warm Regards.
Kelly.C.Day
.(Online Announcer UNDP).
FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who hasn't gotten this one!
Corporate Headquarters,91 Station Road,
United Kingdom.
The UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM would like to notify you that you have been chosen by the board of DEVELOPMENT as the full recipient of a cash Grant/Donation for your own personal, educational,Working and business development TO receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 ONE MILLION POUNDS
The UNITED NATIONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM, established 1877 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported by the FBI,Economic Community for West African State(ECOWAS)and the European Union (EU). Based on the random selection exercise of internet websites and millions of supermarket cash invoices worldwide, you were selected among the recipients to receive the award sum of 1,000,000.00 GBP (One Million British pounds starlings) as charity donations/aid from the UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION ,ECOWAS and EU EUROPIAN UNION in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament, All beneficiaries email addresses were selected randomly from over 100,000 internet websites around the World.
You are required to contact our company representative whom will be in charge of your claim with the below information:
FULL NAMES :
ADDRESS :
COUNTRY :
SEX :
AGE :
OCCUPATION :
E-MAIL ADDRESS :
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
Send all the requested claim information to your allocated claim officer:
Mr. Dan Cole
(website)
(telephone number)
Claims Processing Agent,
Verifications/Logistic Department.
NOTE: you will be given your secret code number,which you will use in collecting your ONE MILLION POUNDS. endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (NG-022-607AB) in all discussions. All information is strictly confidential and will only be used for the purpose to which it is been requested
On behalf of the Board kindly,accept our warmest congratulations.
Warm Regards.
Kelly.C.Day
.(Online Announcer UNDP).
FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who hasn't gotten this one!
Internet Scams. If It Says Top Secret Then Only About 5,000,000 People Got It. Stay Away!
I am one lucky person! I cannot believe it. I've recently won a fortune in money and am preparing to collect it all. The emails I've gotten have told me not to inform anyone.
PLEASE people...do you really think I am that stupid? All of you, look what I've gotten today...and remember, thousands of other people have gotten these too. Someone out there is going to fall for one of these and fork over all of their info.
DON'T LET IT BE YOU!
Amanda sent me this, short and to the point. Like a robber who says put your hands up and walk, but the gun he points in your back isn't really a gun...AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK!
You have just been awarded,£950.000.00 GBP in the LG Online,send us your
Names:........
Address:......
Country:......
Sex/Tel.......
From online draw
You Won £ 750,000.00
Contact:Mr.Michael Williams with
Name,Age,Country,Sex,
I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL.
I wish to notify you that late Steve Collins made you a beneficiary to his WILL.He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to beinvolved in charitable projects.
His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. late Steve Collins died at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful you will endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
Yours in Service,
Rumford John
Another VERY long one
FROM THE DESK OF KALABE ZONGO
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION
GROUP BANK OF AFRICAN (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
WEST AFRICA
TEL: +226 7134 4500.
REPLY VIA:
(email address)
ATTN PLEASE
This message might meet you in utmost surprise; however, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($25.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on Monday, 31 July, 2000, 13:22 GMT 14:22 UK Plane Crash. It is clear stated in the bank rules and regulation a deposited fund which has being dormant after 9 good years shall be reverted as unclaimed fund. Website
(website)
Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/50 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses. If you agree to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail, have a great day.
Make sure you keep this transaction as your top secret and make it confidential till we receive the fund into the account that you will provide to the bank. Don't disclose it to any body, because the secrecy of this transaction is as well as the success of it. Be assured the fund transfer into your account will be processed under contractual perfect method.
If you are of intersect, I future request you call me on telephone for more directives as well send me your data's for onward proceeding of the transfer into your account.
1. Your Name in full
2. Your Address
3. Your Occupation
4. Nationailty
5. Your Age
6. Company Name, (If Any)
7. Telephone
8. Mobile number
N/B: PLS REPLY VIA:
(email address)
YOUR’S FAITHFULLY
MR. KALABE ZONGO
TEL: +226 7134 4500.
TOP SECRET MEANS STAY AWAY!
PLEASE people...do you really think I am that stupid? All of you, look what I've gotten today...and remember, thousands of other people have gotten these too. Someone out there is going to fall for one of these and fork over all of their info.
DON'T LET IT BE YOU!
Amanda sent me this, short and to the point. Like a robber who says put your hands up and walk, but the gun he points in your back isn't really a gun...AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WALK!
You have just been awarded,£950.000.00 GBP in the LG Online,send us your
Names:........
Address:......
Country:......
Sex/Tel.......
From online draw
You Won £ 750,000.00
Contact:Mr.Michael Williams with
Name,Age,Country,Sex,
Occupation,Tel
From the Irish Online News
You've earned £750,000
(website)
Name,Country,Occupation,Age, Tell
From the Siemens News Center
We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won 750,000,00
GBP inthe Siemens Draw Promo. Please fill the contact form given below.
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Phone Number:
6.Country:
Sincerely,
Thomas Joan
From Frank
I am a Spanish Citizen and a foreign investor, I would like to Invest in your country and I would like you to assist me in carrying out my investment as my investment manager/partner. Kindly get back to me for more information and details via e-mail; (email address) so we can duscuss further about this business/investment proposal.
And now, a couple of long ones. I am sure these can mix up some folks. PHONY! PHONY! PHONY! PHONY!
And from my old friend Rumford John, such a warm sounding christian guy!From the Irish Online News
You've earned £750,000
(website)
Name,Country,Occupation,Age, Tell
From the Siemens News Center
We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won 750,000,00
GBP inthe Siemens Draw Promo. Please fill the contact form given below.
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Phone Number:
6.Country:
Sincerely,
Thomas Joan
From Frank
I am a Spanish Citizen and a foreign investor, I would like to Invest in your country and I would like you to assist me in carrying out my investment as my investment manager/partner. Kindly get back to me for more information and details via e-mail; (email address) so we can duscuss further about this business/investment proposal.
And now, a couple of long ones. I am sure these can mix up some folks. PHONY! PHONY! PHONY! PHONY!
I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered.I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address stated on the WILL.
I wish to notify you that late Steve Collins made you a beneficiary to his WILL.He left the sum of Seven Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$7,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to beinvolved in charitable projects.
His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. late Steve Collins died at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution.According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful you will endeavour to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job.
I hope to hear from you in no distant time.
Yours in Service,
Rumford John
Another VERY long one
FROM THE DESK OF KALABE ZONGO
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION
GROUP BANK OF AFRICAN (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
WEST AFRICA
TEL: +226 7134 4500.
REPLY VIA:
(email address)
ATTN PLEASE
This message might meet you in utmost surprise; however, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($25.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on Monday, 31 July, 2000, 13:22 GMT 14:22 UK Plane Crash. It is clear stated in the bank rules and regulation a deposited fund which has being dormant after 9 good years shall be reverted as unclaimed fund. Website
(website)
Hence, I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 50/50 while 10% will be mapped out for expenses. If you agree to my business proposal, further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail, have a great day.
Make sure you keep this transaction as your top secret and make it confidential till we receive the fund into the account that you will provide to the bank. Don't disclose it to any body, because the secrecy of this transaction is as well as the success of it. Be assured the fund transfer into your account will be processed under contractual perfect method.
If you are of intersect, I future request you call me on telephone for more directives as well send me your data's for onward proceeding of the transfer into your account.
1. Your Name in full
2. Your Address
3. Your Occupation
4. Nationailty
5. Your Age
6. Company Name, (If Any)
7. Telephone
8. Mobile number
N/B: PLS REPLY VIA:
(email address)
YOUR’S FAITHFULLY
MR. KALABE ZONGO
TEL: +226 7134 4500.
TOP SECRET MEANS STAY AWAY!
Tuesday
Spam Shit List
I guess all you could call this is a shit list!
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Got his mail?
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Where is professor, d'u know?
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Hi, sweetie
Saw that news?
Monday
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Have you gotten anything from this man? Did it look like this...
(for that matter, have you gotten anything from anyone that looks like this?)
Have you gotten anything from this man? Did it look like this...
(for that matter, have you gotten anything from anyone that looks like this?)
Dear Sir,
Please reply to (silly address)
I Am Brian Casey Esq, I want you to assist me to handle an inheritance.
Please get back to me with your details.
1.Your Full Name...
2. Your Current Address...
3.Your Age...
4.Your Occupation..
5.Your Telephone number..
6.Your Company if any...
Brian Casey Esq.
Please reply to (silly address)
Please reply to (silly address)
I Am Brian Casey Esq, I want you to assist me to handle an inheritance.
Please get back to me with your details.
1.Your Full Name...
2. Your Current Address...
3.Your Age...
4.Your Occupation..
5.Your Telephone number..
6.Your Company if any...
Brian Casey Esq.
Please reply to (silly address)
Does Spam Really Taste Like...People?
Taken from The Straight Dope
(Thanks!)
(Thanks!)
The secret of Spam
Dear Cecil:
Regarding Spam, is it true, as travel writer Paul Theroux claims, that the people of the South Pacific love their Spam because it tastes so much like … people?
Marketing Spam must present some unique challenges. Imagine the conversation in the boardroom:
Spam product manager #1: I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that Spam is hugely popular among the people of the South Pacific. The bad news is that, according to the famous travel writer Paul Theroux, the islanders dig it because they're ex-cannibals and they think Spam tastes like human flesh.
Spam product manager #2: Hmm. Is this a problem … or an opportunity?
Let's start with the facts, then segue to the rumors. Spam is one of the favorite foods of Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians, who consume it in vast quantities and consider it a delicacy. This offends the upper-middle-class sensibilities of some writers, who consider Spam emblematic of all that is vile about western culture. For example, in The Island of the Colorblind (1996), Oliver Sacks writes about the fare served during his visit to the island of Pingelap:
We were all revolted by the Spam which appeared with each meal — invariably fried; why, I wondered, should Pingelapese eat this filthy stuff when their own basic diet was both healthy and delicious? … How was it that not only the Pingelapese, but all the peoples of the Pacific, seemingly, could fall so helplessly, so voraciously, on this stuff, despite its intolerable cost to their budgets and their health? I was not the first to puzzle about this; later, when I came to read Paul Theroux's book The Happy Isles of Oceania, I found his hypothesis about this universal Spam mania.
Turning to Theroux's Happy Isles (1992), we find the following:
It was a theory of mine that former cannibals of Oceania now feasted on Spam because Spam came the nearest to approximating the porky taste of human flesh. ‘Long pig’ as they called a cooked human being in much of Melanesia. It was a fact that the people-eaters of the Pacific had all evolved, or perhaps degenerated, into Spam-eaters. And in the absence of Spam they settled for corned beef, which also had a corpsy flavor.
Nowhere does Sacks say he actually believes Theroux's theory, and it seems clear enough that the often peevish Theroux is exercising his tongue-in-cheek … eh, not the best choice of words. His ironic sense of humor. So far I haven't been able to get him on the phone to confirm this, but what's he going to say?
- Yes, it was a joke.
- No, it wasn't a joke. I have personal knowledge that human flesh tastes like pork and corned beef.
Still, these things have a way of taking on a life of their own. Lest our great-grandchildren find this wacky story circulating on the Intergalactinet in the year 2098, let it be known that there's no correlation between alleged prior cannibalism and love of Spam. As Sacks notes, the Spam-craving Pingelapese had no tradition of cannibalism. More important, Hawaii, epicenter of Pacific rim Spamophilism, has been more or less cannibal-free since the arrival of Christianity in the early 19th century. The popularity of Spam among Pacific islanders can be readily explained by the scarcity and expense of other types of meat and the lack or unreliability of refrigeration. Fresh meat is stored primarily in a self-propelled biounit known as a pig, which is only slaughtered for major occasions. If you're looking for a spicy bit to have with your breadfruit you can't beat the convenience of Spam.
Still, let's concede one point to Theroux. Does Spam taste corpsy? Of course it tastes corpsy — it's meat. We're just arguing about the identity of the deceased.
Told ja
Cecil, my man!
You were right the first time. Yes, it is a joke. In spite of my solemn declaration in The Happy Isles of Oceania, the voracious Spam consumption in the Pacific is not conclusive evidence of a cannibal past.
And I enjoyed seeing my laborious joke cleverly adumbrated in yet another of your witty, wide-ranging, and inexhaustibly erudite columns.
But also, speaking as a vegetarian, all meat-eating looks to me like the first step down the road to anthropophagy.
With good wishes, Paul Theroux
More Short And Sweet
Short...
I need you to see it
The bcasics of Feminization Hypnosis
Try to give answer faster, plz
Our common secret
Give your nob real power
Is everything alright? Answer!
Are you at work?
How to Chhose sexy Lingerie for Christmas
Do you want some party?
How's your family?
Not so short...
McCane private secret
You will be able to give her real lovefest that will end up with full exhaustion
Sweet?
Set a man to watch all nigh
And when he came to observe his feet
These were all his worldly goods:
-For the sky is dark, and the voyage is long
(website)
-From the Coast of Coromandel
-A sea-green Porpoise carried away
Are the lands where the Jumblies live
You're the Cove,' he said, 'for me
- And my jug without a handle!
-But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig!
(website)
- When they saw him nearing the further side
-Yes! you've asked me far too late
And a quick request...
I searching for new friends
Hi,
My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at : (silly address)
Maria.
I need you to see it
The bcasics of Feminization Hypnosis
Try to give answer faster, plz
Our common secret
Give your nob real power
Is everything alright? Answer!
Are you at work?
How to Chhose sexy Lingerie for Christmas
Do you want some party?
How's your family?
Not so short...
McCane private secret
You will be able to give her real lovefest that will end up with full exhaustion
Sweet?
Set a man to watch all nigh
And when he came to observe his feet
These were all his worldly goods:
-For the sky is dark, and the voyage is long
(website)
-From the Coast of Coromandel
-A sea-green Porpoise carried away
Are the lands where the Jumblies live
You're the Cove,' he said, 'for me
- And my jug without a handle!
-But we don't care a button! we don't care a fig!
(website)
- When they saw him nearing the further side
-Yes! you've asked me far too late
And a quick request...
I searching for new friends
Hi,
My name is Maria. I am looking for a friend to chat.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as
this is not my email. Write me at : (silly address)
Maria.
Dangerous Spam...They Want To Know Everything About You...Do Not Answer...Tell Your OLD Relatives Not To Answer...Paypal Warning!!!!
Don't think you are such a smarty pants. I know people who have been fooled!
Dear valued PayPal member:
Dear valued PayPal member:
Due to concerns, for the safety and integrity of the PayPal
account we have issued this warning message.
It has come to our attention that your PayPal account information needs to be
updated as part of our continuing commitment to protect your account and to
reduce the instance of fraud on our website. If you could please take 5-10 minutes
out of your online experience and update your personal records you will not run into
any future problems with the online service.
However, failure to update your records will result in account suspension.
Please update your records on or before May 18, 2009.
Once you have updated your account records your PayPal account
service will not be interrupted and will continue as normal.
To update your PayPal records click on the following link:
(website)
Thank You.
PayPal UPDATE TEAM
Accounts Management As outlined in our User Agreement, PayPal will
periodically send you information about site changes and enhancements.
Visit our Privacy Policy and User Agreement if you have any questions.
Looks Official...Is NOT official. Always go directly to Paypal.com!!! Do not click on email links. EVER!!!!!
Short Ones And Sweet Ones
Short
Give me advice
From Plump to Pumped
Are you at work?
And Sweet
Down the slippery slopes of Myrtle
But the longer I live on this Crumpetty Tree
-Far and few, far and few
-Wood and clay, wood and clay
(website name)
-Jam, and jelly, and bread
(Fish is plentiful and cheap
They danced by the light of the moon
On that little heap of stones
-And they said, 'Did you ever see
And they went to sea in a Sieve.
(website name)
-And all night long in the moonlight pale
- And they passed the night in a crockery-jar
Give me advice
From Plump to Pumped
Are you at work?
And Sweet
Down the slippery slopes of Myrtle
But the longer I live on this Crumpetty Tree
-Far and few, far and few
-Wood and clay, wood and clay
(website name)
-Jam, and jelly, and bread
(Fish is plentiful and cheap
They danced by the light of the moon
On that little heap of stones
-And they said, 'Did you ever see
And they went to sea in a Sieve.
(website name)
-And all night long in the moonlight pale
- And they passed the night in a crockery-jar
What's A Spam Collector To Do?
I received some great new spam over the past few days. I have another old gmail account that I took a look at, and there were 207 pieces of spam in it. Spectacular ones! And I just checked it five days ago! All this spam in the air might end up being another cause of global warming. The atmosphere is so heavy with it!
I am not sure how to present it all. Lists of a few are interesting, but lists of hundreds? I'll have to think about it all. Any suggestions?
And please, NO SPAM!
I am not sure how to present it all. Lists of a few are interesting, but lists of hundreds? I'll have to think about it all. Any suggestions?
And please, NO SPAM!
Sunday
Yo! Hey! Igilet???
*Yo (there is just something about that I love...especially since it is from Brittanny and that sure sounds like someone who would say Yo!)
Dreaming of hot nights with your wife these cold nights?
Hey (similar to Yo)
Average gains are three inches for most men
Enhance your desire to pro-level!
Don't close this mail
We can help you treat any kind of disease and you won't spend too much
This could seriously boost your love life
Top names in male improvement sold at discount prices
*Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure
Open a new world of pleasure
Our products are like the insurance in the world of night pleasure
Want to get huge for girls?
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Does your family need full viral protection? Then you should Enter our Site now
Small Love party tonight
The gain you need Igilet (???)
And finally...
*Check inside
Your chance to be hard-driller
Dreaming of hot nights with your wife these cold nights?
Hey (similar to Yo)
Average gains are three inches for most men
Enhance your desire to pro-level!
Don't close this mail
We can help you treat any kind of disease and you won't spend too much
This could seriously boost your love life
Top names in male improvement sold at discount prices
*Turn your bedroom life into a volcano of pleasure
Open a new world of pleasure
Our products are like the insurance in the world of night pleasure
Want to get huge for girls?
I propose the following
Does your family need full viral protection? Then you should Enter our Site now
Small Love party tonight
The gain you need Igilet (???)
And finally...
*Check inside
Your chance to be hard-driller
You May As Well Give Him Your Social Security Number!
Dear Sir,
Please reply to (silly address)
I Am Brian Casey Esq, I want you to assist me to handle an inheritance.
Please get back to me with your details.
1.Your Full Name...
2. Your Current Address...
3.Your Age...
4.Your Occupation..
5.Your Telephone number..
6.Your Company if any...
Brian Casey Esq.
Please reply to (silly address)
Please reply to (silly address)
I Am Brian Casey Esq, I want you to assist me to handle an inheritance.
Please get back to me with your details.
1.Your Full Name...
2. Your Current Address...
3.Your Age...
4.Your Occupation..
5.Your Telephone number..
6.Your Company if any...
Brian Casey Esq.
Please reply to (silly address)
I Hate Spam!!! And So Does The Person Who Made This youtube Video!
I guess originally this video had no sound, but now it does.
Watch Out For Cameras. Especially If You Are Nude On The Beach. Is There No Privacy Anywhere?
A small selection of crap. Once Again, I *red starred* my favorite.
Got any ideas about her?
How's your family?
Your immunity is like a mechanism. Our goods can both repair and tune it
last (I swear, that's all it said! But I guess if you take it, you will!)
Extra cms of enjoyment
Dont miss giweaways
Hottest price for hottest nights
*McCane caught nude on public* (now that is something I DON'T want to see!)
The only way to intensify your xxx living
Avoid bed-loser's fate
Realize all night ambitions
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Our common secret
Buy solutions for diabetes, heart diseases and others over the internet!
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Got any ideas about her?
How's your family?
Your immunity is like a mechanism. Our goods can both repair and tune it
last (I swear, that's all it said! But I guess if you take it, you will!)
Extra cms of enjoyment
Dont miss giweaways
Hottest price for hottest nights
*McCane caught nude on public* (now that is something I DON'T want to see!)
The only way to intensify your xxx living
Avoid bed-loser's fate
Realize all night ambitions
Five Easy Herbs
Discover the ancient secret of enhancing
Our common secret
Buy solutions for diabetes, heart diseases and others over the internet!
Our local party
Sickness is not a problem, enter our site and buy everything your immunity needs for a fight
A Way To Make Tho usa nds Of Dollars Typ ing From Home
Here is a new email I got recently. I notice alot of typing mistakes in it. Very interesting since it is about free training to make money typing at home. Don't think I'd want any training from them. I've deleted any website addresses in their spam. Sorry! I know that you were just waiting for this opportunity to make thousands typing at home!
Here goes...
I found you a new job-05/16/2009 21:47:51
I'm Not Sure if This Would Suit You Would you do me a favor?
(website)
You see I've created a membership site where you get f ree training to make money typing ... from home.
21,256 people have already joined and are now making more money than they ever dreamed possible simply from filling in online forms.
But...
(website)
I haven't seen your name on the MembersList.
Now, maybe you've had a look and decided that this is not for you.
If that's the case then I understand.
However did you know that Patricia is happily making more in just 20 days than most work a t home moms make in a month?
This is what she's just told me:
"I have made 2,300 in the past 20 days and I work only 1 hour a day! I love the f ree bonuses.. the one on one support is really great. Thanks a ton Josh Nelson!"
Patricia Marris
NY, NY
Take a quick look, it'll only take you a couple of minutes and you might be surprised how easy and profitable this can be.
Here's the address for you:
(website)
Why not go there now whilst this is still fresh in your mind.
All the best,
Josh Anderson.
05/16/2009 21:47:51
PS
It's surprising how easy it is to improve your finances in only a couple of hours a day.
(website)
To unsubscribe please go to:
(website)
Or send mail to:
8345 NW 66th St #5013
Miami, FL 33166
Please visit:
(website)
or send inquiries to:
PO
Box 96503 # 11562
Washington, DC 20090-6503
Here goes...
I found you a new job-05/16/2009 21:47:51
I'm Not Sure if This Would Suit You Would you do me a favor?
(website)
You see I've created a membership site where you get f ree training to make money typing ... from home.
21,256 people have already joined and are now making more money than they ever dreamed possible simply from filling in online forms.
But...
(website)
I haven't seen your name on the MembersList.
Now, maybe you've had a look and decided that this is not for you.
If that's the case then I understand.
However did you know that Patricia is happily making more in just 20 days than most work a t home moms make in a month?
This is what she's just told me:
"I have made 2,300 in the past 20 days and I work only 1 hour a day! I love the f ree bonuses.. the one on one support is really great. Thanks a ton Josh Nelson!"
Patricia Marris
NY, NY
Take a quick look, it'll only take you a couple of minutes and you might be surprised how easy and profitable this can be.
Here's the address for you:
(website)
Why not go there now whilst this is still fresh in your mind.
All the best,
Josh Anderson.
05/16/2009 21:47:51
PS
It's surprising how easy it is to improve your finances in only a couple of hours a day.
(website)
To unsubscribe please go to:
(website)
Or send mail to:
8345 NW 66th St #5013
Miami, FL 33166
Please visit:
(website)
or send inquiries to:
PO
Box 96503 # 11562
Washington, DC 20090-6503
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